To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

I just can't decide what Richelieu would do though...I guess it would be wrong ant it would hurt?

I reckon Aramis would cover all bases. The fast and furious throw you up against a wall through to the long, slow, take all night till you think you can't take any more, with everything in between.

I suspect Aramis has special skills.

MTM - I've been thinking ... as you brought us all here together, we should have a whip round and buy you something for dh so that you don't have to put up with that inferior dressing gown debacle again!

So, perhaps....

one of these in leather

or this

You'll prob need to get some of these to protect him

and perhaps... this or similar

but definitely not these as that would just kill the moment.

Some of these for Athos me

I watched the first three episodes back to back last night. I nearly imploded from a surfeit of hot men in leather clothes. My brain also turned to mush due to the lack of plotline, but meh.

I would like a threesome with Aramis and Athos, please. Dogtanian can play the lute to soothe me when I'm exhausted afterwards, and do my hair and make-up to cover the ravages.

And yes I agree. Think Richelieu would not be conventional.

He'd probably use every entrance but the main, just to spite! part of his appeal

The plot is incidental Cinnamoncookie. Don't bother yourself with trivialities. It is about big men in boots striding about wearing leather, looking subtly disheveled, manfully charging about on horseback and occasionally bursting through windows to rescue some damsels.

Then the wine/mead/ale, the undressing and the impure thoughts.

LetUsPrey - think you're spot on with the Aramis description.

Have to say I am finding myself increasingly drawn to him. Last night he seemed more butch than I remembered. Found him quite mesmerising until I heard Athos in that deep, slow, unamused tone of his and my pants went ping!

Love this thread! What a tonic.

Oh Aramis without any doubt in my my mind would be the cunelingus KING!

Richelieu would leave you feeling more sexually frustrated when you left him than when you started with him. Selfish! That's why you'd need to call past Porthos on the way home.

OH HANNAH! You have done some mighty fine research there. I will put this to DH when I next see him trying his best to seductively swish at me with his asda Dressing gown. Sad thing is...I know he'd secretly love those flare....things.

Ref plot - I'm guessing most of us are fully decked out in our rose tinted eye wear. We don't see details, just a smudgy, fuzzy haze around the leather clad thighs, sweat, muscles and moody looking men with big pistols and long swords.

Hah hah hah hah haaaa! Yes Aramis of the shiny chin.

Glad to note the lack of Athos on your foray into slutville.

Yes Richelieu would be Mr BDSM think I love him

Hahaha "plot"! Those are the things they have in stuffs like Sherlock innit? Who needs a plot when you have multiple visual orgasms to concentrate upon?

"oh no no Cardinal not that one again!"

Don't get me wrong Athos is second on my hit list, but he'd be very angry and that would be hard work every night.

And don't forget...he's emotionally damaged so there's every chance you could be going at it and he could suddenly go floppy and start crying about his ex. Now that would be awkward. You'd probably be driven to a night with D'Artagnan after that episode!

Oh my fucking GOD I have just laughed so much I had a coughing fit hannah at the leather looks pants!!!

I love this thread. I am going to print it off and look at it when I am stressed.

I've been thinking about this today (yes, yes, I know ) and came to the conclusion that Athos is still in love with his wife and is totally screwed up about her, so probably wouldnt get it up anyway

I'll just get pissed with him instead.

I think Athos would be a bit too grumpy for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for some grrrrrrrr, but I think I'd just end up getting cross with him and his moods.

D'Artagnan just needs some lessons. I'm not saying he should watch Aramis ravishing me senseless, but then again there's nothing like a live tutorial is there?

Porthos sounds like Idris Elba too. I think I missed the topless bit last night. How can I find it?

Iplayer, about halfway through last night's episode

I'm a little late to the party, but D'Artagnan is just standing around looking wistful so I'll just sidle off with him.

I'd consider Aramis either (as well) but the others don't do it for me. I quite liked Athos in The Hour though, and I like leather, but they're not mixing that well for me here!

FFS worriedmum GET A NEW PHONE!

Oops! Upside down thread issues.

COCK COCK COCK COCK!

letusprey 34 mins in.

His grin though, it's so DIRTY! You just know he'd appreciate a more shapely bottom on his women. I thought he was going to bang the old bird in the pub for a minute!

Yeah but you see, the trick is, learn to read your musketeer.
I wouldn't want to over do Athos. He needs a few days off to build up his sword rage. So hopefully he would do his crying on my nights off.

It would be a cycle of tears and rage.
And I would just happen to rock up at Chateau le Athos, on his simmering - I. Need. To. Thrust. My. Issues. Out. - nights.

After all, why fill all of my time with just the one musketeer, when there are other delights to partake of. Namely Portions (I like that version), Aramis, and a bit of Richelieu/Treville on the side.

No cardinal in the second series then, because Capaldi will be filming dr who.

I am actually quite enjoying the king. He is such a wet fish. But when he made a joke and was laughing. I think his acting is first class.