To not know who from the Musketeers I'd boff first.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It's doing my head in. 5 leading actors and I fancy ALL of them. I tried to pick the one I fancied most when he was a simple cartoon dog and that was Aramis, but just one look as sexy Richelieu in his black cloak of evil and I'm a gooey mess.

It's turned me into such a tart, but IABU to want all of them. No? Ok thanks.

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Had to wrestle dp for the remote, was most undignified.

Anyways my list:

All of them at once.

My bloody DH is still watching poxy Top Gear.

The deal was he could watch Top Gear without me making disparaging remarks about Jeremy Clarkson if I could watch Musketeers without him eye rolling and sarcastic comments.

He then paused Top Gear and buggered off down the shop. Rude!

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Bloody hell Athos that voice....

"Remove your knickers immediately"

Squeak!

Hannah are you E.L James going undercover? you have me in stiches.

"Shall we try it blindfold?"

If you insist.

And a slightly pissed Aramis. Ho yes.

Writing for the BBC, ELJames? - I have seriously underestimated my earning potential.

Am happy to brainstorm with other mnetters to create a series of short films/books as per MTM's title suggestions up thread.

When we make it to the BAFTAS just think who we might bump into!

Obviously I have to star in Athos one. I can play the part of all the female roles in that episode. Am fairly adaptable.

He goes home to rebuild his family home. I'd been seeking shelter a la Goldilocks. He gets angry, his sword twitches...... aahhhhh

So in answer to your original question OP ;
Porthos, then D'Artagnan.

Preferably now-ish pleeeeeeeeeaaassseeee.

I'd be a bit cross at being compared to EL James. The writing on here (not including myself BTW) is faaaaaarrr superior.

DH has gone to get me a drink. I have paused the telly. It's a rather beautiful shot of Aramis in the church.

Aramis in the church. Would that be very very wrong?

I'm catching up on episode 3 and I must say the plot has improved. I'm actually intellectually and emotionally engaged.

But... there is almost no Richelieu

letusprey sorry to offend
the quality is FAR superior, I think these threads should be all be put in a book...
'the mucky minds of mumset'

bestseller in no time

killpeppa . Like the name BTW

You is all well dirty cahhhs, innit.

Are any of them blond?

SHOOT AT MY MELONS PORTHOS AND MAKE THEM MESSY!

Hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh. God he is is large!

I think it's between Porthos and Athos. Athos has he sexiest voice. Well, apart from filthy old Richelieu.

ALL OF THEM MUST TAKE ME NOW!

Shall I ask for this thread to be moved to tv addicts? We can't let it go for another 5 weeks yet.

Oh, and a small detail about Richelieu that might help you to make your filthy minds up....

He suffered from a nasty form of raging cystitis for years, as well as intestinal and anal fistulae. His lungs were like Swiss cheese as well, apparently.

He was basically rotting from the inside out.

Couldn't help but titter at all the "Ooh, I'd do Richelieu until one of us died...", because it probably wouldn't take long.

.....runs off, before a bevy of MN-ers with heaving bosoms and flailing skirts catches me and throws me in with the chickens....

Also, DH came downstairs in the last 5 minutes with just his dressing gown on. He's such an opportunist!

His dressing gown? He hadn't gone the whole hog and swathed himself in red curtains? 1/10 for effort.

If he asks you to kiss his ring, just say no.

Thats who Aramis is! He was the artist who painted the future in series one of Heroes!

DH pointed that out to me on the way to leave me alone with my musketeers sit in the bath.

He is far far more attractive in leather than all heroin-y and slightly unstable.

Sorry. As you were.

minouminou I don't think that's going to put any of them off

DH keeps calling Porthos Tsonga. I just asked him which one he thought is my favourite. He said "errrr, the young one?". It's like he doesn't know me at all.

I'm off to see if tonight's episode is on iplayer yet.

Next week seems to be fairly Aramis heavy. Is it next Sunday yet?

have fun Malcolm

ohhhh sureeee... the musketeers is already on Iplayer, but is call the midwife on yet? NO
Beeb is run by randy mumsnetters-FACT

But you know, the EL James comparison takes the edge off a bit lot huge amount. If she could earn that much, then this time next year Rodders luvvly jubbly.

Must say tonight's was slightly anti climatic. Next week looks better. Highlights were any time Athos spoke, and actually Aramis was quite tempting tonight.

Even the Richmeister wasn't present enough for me tonight and I'm not normally a fan.
Bloody outsiders coming in, taking scenes from our men. We was robbed! Robbed I tell ya < angrily shakes neck massager >

Aaaaannnnddd it's already downloaded on to my iPad and ready to watch during lunch tomorrow at work