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to want to cry on hearing my neighbour is going to get another cat..

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Justonemorecardi · 03/02/2014 13:35

My neighbour had two cats until the summer when they moved out for 3 months while their house was renovated. They came back daily to feed them but one went missing in the trauma of it all and never came back.

The other cat comes for its daily poo in my garden and I've been out gardening this weekend and there is a whole winters worth of poo in my borders and under our kitchen staircase (external spiral thing with plants underneath) - its disgusting.

Last year I told her what was happening and she just listened but said she didn't know what to do about it and her husband just stood their pretending to vomit.

I've just heard they're planning to buy another cat to replace the missing one - I want to cry. Why can't they train the cats to go in a litter tray? Surely if you live in a city its obvious it has to poo in someone's garden, so its antisocial and selfish to not train it?

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Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 17:08

It's like Groundhog Day Autumn. Grin

HaroldLloyd · 03/02/2014 17:12

Do groundhogs shit in gardens?

BronzeHorseman · 03/02/2014 17:13

I rarely see a more apt username, shitehawk.

I take it you are not objecting to the hawk part of it Grin
Couldn't have put it better myself, I'm not a cat fan if I'm honest but really don't agree with the stuff shitehawk was saying.

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 17:13

No Harold only cats do that. No other animal does that at all.

AutumnStar · 03/02/2014 17:14

Bloody groundhogs. Selfish, entitled little bastards, they are. Poison them all with Vicks vaporub.

Shitehawke · 03/02/2014 17:25

Woah! Where did bronze come from? Another stalker perhaps....lucky me!

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 17:25
Confused
Divinity · 03/02/2014 17:27

What about trolls, do trolls shit in gardens?

NewtRipley · 03/02/2014 17:29

Shite appears whenever cats are around

BronzeHorseman · 03/02/2014 17:33

I only stalk a few people and they know they are Grin

Rest assured Shitehawke I would not waste my time stalking you....

HaroldLloyd · 03/02/2014 17:33

Shite sounds exactly like a teenage boy showing off. If it/they/she has ever put poison down I'd eat my hat.

RobinSparkles · 03/02/2014 17:33

CatsMother, I hope you didn't think I was having a go! I was just genuinely wondering if that might be the reason.

I do actually like cats! :)

PerpendicularVince · 03/02/2014 17:34

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Shitehawke · 03/02/2014 17:34

Hope its a nice hat.

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 17:38

Someone say hat?

AutumnStar · 03/02/2014 17:39

You'll want to be more careful about posting such things on the internet then, Shitehawke. Won't look very good in court.

AutumnStar · 03/02/2014 17:39

Sparkling that was a cute overload.

NewtRipley · 03/02/2014 17:43

Proof that cats aren't fazed by citrus fruits

newyearhere · 03/02/2014 17:43

I guess that if people didn't have cats then they'd be feral and we'd still have the same problem anyway.

I've never seen a feral cat in my garden though, just lots of them belonging to neighbours.

HaroldLloyd · 03/02/2014 17:45

A friend lived near feral cats she had to move, it was truly horrific.

PerpendicularVince · 03/02/2014 17:53

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AutumnStar · 03/02/2014 17:58

Newt I love that link Grin

ScarlettMantleplume · 03/02/2014 18:01

I have absolutely no interest in cat poo threads.

< joins thread to stalk Shitehawk>

RobinSparkles · 03/02/2014 18:03

"I've never seen a feral cat in my garden though, just lots of them belonging to neighbours."

True.

But I'd imagine that if people didn't love them and buy them/rescue strays and get them neutered there would be a lot more feral cats. They would be free to breed everywhere and you'd still have the problem of cats and their poo in your garden, if not worse and they wouldn't be wormed either.

PerpendicularVince · 03/02/2014 18:44

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