certain phrases which give me the irrational rage. Anyone else?

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'is your husband babysitting?' actually that's not an irrational one. It annoys the fuck out of me.

'I am eating my meal'. No you're not, you're eating your breakfast/dinner/tea/lunch/supper/whatever you want to call it, not your meal.

Wait right there.

People actually say "lol" irl? They SAY it? They say "lol"?

brain asplode

Oh yeah, when people say "brain asplode" as if it's cute or something.

I wanna - that is annoying, but I found DH's version of it funny - he genuinely thought that Persimmon Homes was called Permission Homes. Weird.

When people say things like" I'm going to team that with a black trouser"
Or "this would look great with a wedge"

When PIL people talk about weather and say "they've given snow for Monday" who the fuck are they giving all this weather away?

When people add an h to words that begin with o. A mum on the yard told me her son plays the hoboe

The rage, the sex and the Tuesday

Not a spoken phrase but 'sending you baby dust'. Said on ttc forums. If you're still living in a land of magic sparkles and wishes you should be using contraception.

Mind you I haven't darkened their doors for a longtime now.

Punt - I would laugh at that and remind dh of his error

Also hate it when people say "oh they are just blowing smoke up up your/my arse "... Why?? What for? I'm familiar with what it means but it's so annoying.

Notsoe . I can't help imagine giving a "wedgey" to the person who said that would look good with a wedge ...

I get shabby when people say "hashtag" in real life.
A woman at work does it all the time.

"it's snowing outside. Hashtag coat shopping!"

"I saw a flash mob yesterday. Hashtag awesome!"

hhsgrhkub!@#@$@

I don't mean to bitch/moan/offend' yes you bloody do that's why you're acknowledging it!

'Like' every few words or so. On the train, I overhear many phone calls due to a malfunctioning Ipod, one time I counted 23 in a two minute conversation.

I'm literally', said when it makes no sense.

The word 'naice' when written, looks wrong, grinds my gears.

Pacific instead of specific
Invite instead of invitation
Diarise!!!
Sikth - its SIXTH!! SIXTH dammit!
Text as a past tense

Oh, and horseback riding which is even worse then horse riding
And the signs in our town exhorting us to " shop local'..... I have to write an additional "ly" on to create the adverb.
And my colleague who says "I've went"

If you're looking for something and people say "oh it's always the last place you look" - of course it is! I'm not going to carry on looking when I've found it am I??

*stabby

I give up!

Get involved

People that say ATM Machine - more of an issue with Americans that I know, but same issue as PIN number.

A Facebook one - people that comment on status's/newsfeed threads saying 'I've PM'ed you' or 'I've inboxed you'. Attention seeking pointless bollocks. The person you have sent a message to know's you've messaged them because they've received a fucking message!

Asdas, Tescos, Lidles. No, it's Asda, Tesco and Liddle.

The phrase 'With respect', always followed by an insult. Bloody financial advisor lost a great deal of commission after using this fraise during our conversation last year. Cheeky fecker.

Same as I say, used instead of 'as I said'

and finally, my favourite, 'the wife'. Horrible.

The excessive use of myself and yourself in sentences. Worst culprits being shop assistants and people in telesales. Sorry if you work in either of those industries. I think they just tie themselves up in knots with it and end up sound ridiculous.

Asdas, Tescos, Lidles. No, it's Asda, Tesco and Liddle.

Wrong!

Where I come from it's Asdal , Tescol and Liddle.

Oh are!

Err - ifihad you do know it's Lidl, don't you...?

Maybe it's a regional thing (we've moved 50 miles further west than we used to be), but when people say "Where did you get that to?", instead of "-from", or similar. Really gets to me.

A big ask.

My bad.

Both phrases make me want to scream.

"Me time"

Pass me the sick bucket.

Oh and when women say they "caught" when saying that they got pregnant. Surely you catch a cold, you don't magically catch a baby. A man has to put his willy inside you (sorry, got that off another thread )

Silver/Golden/Diamond wedding anniversary.

'I haven't had time'.

'I was stood/sat'.

singing, I have been pregnant twice and a man didn't do that, but
I also hate the 'caught' thing - am with you in that one!

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