certain phrases which give me the irrational rage. Anyone else?

[NolansEpicDressSense]

'is your husband babysitting?' actually that's not an irrational one. It annoys the fuck out of me.

'I am eating my meal'. No you're not, you're eating your breakfast/dinner/tea/lunch/supper/whatever you want to call it, not your meal.

Also DC saying "I BRUNG my book to school". What is it about the past tense of BRING that makes it so impossible for children to remember, despite it being pointed out a million times?

"It's almost exactly". No it's not, it's either "almost" or "exactly". Arghhhh

"At the end of the day"

Yes, what about it? Its fucking midnight usually, now fuck off

'It is what it is.'

'End of.'

or 'End of' followed by 'Simple as that.'

But my direst hatred is reserved for the phrase 'all walks of life', which I think tries to suggest that inequality and the class system is 'natural', because there we all are, walking together on our different ways.

" I can do that for you " ... When it is just actually their job not a personal favour to me!!!!!! Just do it!

and people my boss saying 'yourself' when they she mean s YOU. FFS! ITt doesn't make you sound 'posh', it makes you sound ignorant...

Yes, baby language is vile. I used to know a man (in his 30s) who always spoke in baby language. Eg "I'm going for a little walkie now". Did he really think that this endeared him to everyone? Apparently so.

I hate it when people say "My bad!!!!"

Boils my piss ....... really' is your puss actually boiling?

Nomnomnom

'Can you just get me...'

I'm going town.... missing out "to".
Shall we go cinema?

I could go on and on. But I won't.

To be honest, the use of 'give me the rage' as in your OP makes me feel rather irrationally annoyed.

Piss!

Sorry, too many strikeouts there... Still pees me off though

'Meal' is a really horrible word.

And 'sorry', when you're not sorry. On Baby Names, for example.
"What do you think of this name?"
"I don't like it, sorry."

Why on earth are you sorry? You're not! And neither should you be!

Also, when you've just been rude. "Sorry, but I think you're being a dick."

mrspremise you've really hit on a real bug-bear of mine. Yourself, myself ourselves. Can these people really not know that it's just wrong?

When people say "for my sins". Don't know why but it makes me cringe.

'Quite literally' inserted in a sentence which quite literally doesn't need the word literally.

Eg - it was quite literally a hairy situation (said to me yesterday)

'It's not rocket science'. Obviously.

Gift wrap - no, it's wrapping paper, wrap is a verb. (Don't start me on the tortilla/wrap.)

Love PIN number. In our village there was an Annual AGM Meeting.

'Sick in my mouth'

'Hysterical'
'Peeeedoooos'
Actually all the over used MN phrases..

"I hurted my back"

But when DS4 says he wants his sausage 'cutted' up, it's adorable of course

"Personally speaking..." (What else would
It be?) Same for "in my opinion..."
"Here, here!" (Argh the spelling.)
sits in corner rocking and thinking of all the others

Annual AGM Meeting! Oh crikey!

I get stabby when people include totes reem etc in to their sentences and amazeballs gets a deathstare of me. The word moreover annoys me too. Also people who say "No offence but..." Mostly followed by something offensive.

'fallen' pregnant
'We're' pregnant
My 'boy' (when 50 year-old woman refers to her similarly-aged man-friend)
At this moment in time
I was 'sat' on the chair
It's time for 'Mum' to feed 'baby (don't be so lazy, we both have names you know)
I'm going toilet (or any similar announcement which misses out 'to the')

And breathe .....