certain phrases which give me the irrational rage. Anyone else?

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'is your husband babysitting?' actually that's not an irrational one. It annoys the fuck out of me.

'I am eating my meal'. No you're not, you're eating your breakfast/dinner/tea/lunch/supper/whatever you want to call it, not your meal.

'With all due respect...'

Any sentence following this fucking annoying caveat is guaranteed to be disrespectful. If you want to be rude, go for it. Don't bother trying to be polite immediately prior.

I hate 'can I have a lend of?'

and phrases like

he / she was thieving......

bunny boiler

um, you could be riding a bike?

'please may you' upsets me

We're mad busy.

It's soul destroying.

Both said by people working in retail referring to an extra person being in the store and someone ruffling up a jumper they folded.

The good lady wife, her indoors give me the rage.
Moist.

yy to eating my meal. Makes me want to stab them with their bloody fork.

What on earth with the word meal?

I'm eating my meal is a strange turn of phrase but hardly offensive.

I can't stand any sentence with the word belly in it and anyone who says or writes gotten deserves to be garrotted.

'I'm not being horrible but'

'I'm sorry but'

'Sory if i sound rude but'

Not exactly a phrase but 'yum' really makes me cringe.

I'm sending out the invites / I got an invite etc - makes me want to poke forks in their eyes.

I missed out two whole words. Impressive!

What's on earth is wrong with the word meal.

I would of thought that .....

HAVE HAVE HAVE BECOMES 'VE 'VE 'VE

I don't think I have ever heard anybody say, 'I am eating my meal.'

nomnomnom

'That'll learn you' and 'will you borrow me some money' and 'can I lend some money'.

I can cope with 'yum' but 'yummy' makes me want to peer icily at people over my pince nez and tell them they are no longer 5.

Even if they are 5.

I hate 'taking this forward', 'actioning this' and 'brainstorming'.

"Let me tell you what it is..." when they are phoning me for the service I provide.
Yes, please. Do tell. It helps as my mindreading is really shit.

I don't know why this riles me so much, but it does

Any sentence that ends in 'or'. "Are you coming or..."

Or what????.

"I am no racist/homophob/sexist, but...."

Yes, dear, you are.

At the end of the day...

So I turned around and said (always starts the ballerinas off in my head)

Most sentences with the word 'literally' in it. Is it?

When your train is cancelled or delayed, etc etc: "We apologise for any inconvenience that may have been caused." Of course inconvenience has been caused, bastards!

Totes amazeballs
Tremaze
and putting le in front of things like le weep and le cringe

somethink = SOMETHING
anythink = ANYTHING
I text her = I SENT HER A TEXT MESSAGE

Grrrrrr

Darren Oddly I can tolerate yummy. Yum makes me want to vomit.