to be really quite jealous of Mummy and Daddy Pig?

[CharlesRyder]

Lovely house, big garden, grandparents on hand, loads of local friends. They actually appear to live in a community which, to me, seems more unrealistic than Bubble Guppies.

Or is it incredibly bourgeois??

YABU. Daddy Pig is weird and his face doesn't work in profile. Imagine waking up to that hairy Picasso every morning.

I love Daddy Pig.

If he is ever a single pig again I'll snap him up like a shot.

It's a proper steep hill up to their house though and I'm not sure I'd like the walk home.

That is true about the steep hill and it is frequently muddy up there so it must rain a lot. I'd think it was Scotland but for the very Surrey accents.

I would have a survey done on that house too.

I don't think daddy Pigs DIY attempts have done a lot for it's structural integrity.

Beneath the thin veneer of respectability I'm not sure all is as perfect as you may think.

YANBU

Daddy pig trots home at 4pm, mummy pig sits around MNing and jumping in muddy puddles.

I think that Mummy and Daddy Pig have a great life!

"Hairy Picasso'..genius!

Have you seen the episode where it's revealed that both Mummy and Daddy Pig are heavily reliant on anti-depressants? It's the one after the episode where, while Peppa and George visit Daddy in the office, his previous involvement in allegations of workplace sexual harrassment is heavily alluded to. Basically, Daddy Pig is very handsy (trottersy?) and all that's keeping their flimsy marriage going is Prozac and denial.

YABU.

Daddy Pig looks like a penis. And has tiny legs.

ThatBloodyWoman do you think it is all Breaking Bad under the surface? That would make me feel better.

Explains why Grandpa Pig has a yacht.

And imagine climbing that hill every day.

YANBU. If I wasn't happily married to King Thistle, I'd be right in there.

Laura I will watch NickJnr with renewed interest tomorrow am.

Daddy Pig's favourite room is the museum cafe. 'Nuff said

Also it's a very racist community, isn't it - no intermarriage whatsoever. I bet Mummy Pig would secretly love to heartily fuck a horse or a dog or a sheep, but she can't overcome her own repression.

Plus, don't forget the episode where the handbrake failed on the Pigs' car and it rolled backwards down their hill and crushed all the playschool kids. So poignant. 'We’re playing a tune, and we’re singing a song/ With a bing and a bong and a bing... Bong Bing Boo/Bing Bong Bing/Bing Bong Bingly Bungly oh god help us aaaaaaaaargh!'. OK, the Pigs' custodial sentence was suspended for two years, but still, they've got to be carrying a lot of guilt there.'

Noooo, King Thistle has really quite annoying children and a depressed nanny.

Actually now I'm thinking about it maybe that is more edgy and I would be less of a sore thumb..

Also it's a very racist community, isn't it - no intermarriage whatsoever. I bet Mummy Pig would secretly love to heartily fuck a horse or a dog or a sheep, but she can't overcome her own repression.

Have we ever seen a Daddy Pony or Sheep? Maybe Mummy Pig keeps them secret?

How very dare you! Nothing wrong with my Daisy and Poppy. Although Holly is quite irritating I suppose.

YNBU. I think Daddy Pig is having an affair with Miss Rabbit. .

I apologise for being so rude. Of course your children are not spoiled at all...

Pointless post but you know the Nanny in Ben and Holly? I'm sure she's the same annoying voice for Miss Rabbit. Am I right?

I call bullshit. Miss Rabbit does not have time for an affair! What do you think happens? A quicky between the ice cream cart and driving the school bus? Never heard such nonsense.

Daddy Pony is the Optometrist, but I've never noticed a daddy sheep. (or daddy ram?)

Foxsticks! Not to mention in between flying the helicopter and being a firefighter and a checkout assistant too! How did she find time to make babies? .