To want to actually punch DH in the face?

[MrsPeeWee]

For slurping his tea and giving it the almighty "ahhh" once hes taken the loudest swallow.
I could literally reach over and slap it out if his hands.

Please share equally annoying moments your DH's regularly do, so I feel less the angry housewife. sniggers

Nice !!

Imagine if it was a DH saying this of his DW ?

I don't get Mumsnet at times . as no doubt many will back you .. Odd.

Oh my DH does that too!

He has only been back a week after being away for four months so I had forgotten how annoying it actually is. I may have shouted "do you have to fucking do that?" once or twice!

Brushing his teeth really loudly and making that disgusting 'hoiking' noise as he clears his throat twenty times in the process. Makes me mad!

It's a lighthearted thread itsnotthateasy!

FFS this place gets worse!

Mine chews his tea.... I mean how the hell do you chew tea?

I couldn't be in a relationship with someone who slurped. I'm not being facetious. I literally couldn't.

My DH has the loudest, stupidest, most ineffectual sneeze known to mankind. Every time he does it I flinch! Especially when it wakes the baby.
He'll sneeze ten/twelve times in a row and then moan about it while DS2 screams

I just want to scream at him that if he learned to sneeze properly he'd only have to do it once. It's not even like he can really help it...

Oh dear nobody can have a light hearted thread anymore. I doubt she is actually going to punch him.

Then put "lighthearted" on the subject of thread then !! People are not mind readers you know !

He doesn't slurp though. I'll give him that

Itsnotthateasy
Oh, can I point out its a bit of harmless humour. I can assure you my husband has also pointed out my very annoying habits also. I can assure you I wouldn't actually 'punch' him.

Always someone to dampen the mood.

Sniffs!

FFS . . Whatever.

Let me start one saying is it ok to want to punch my DW for over boiling an egg ??

Everyone knows domestic violence is funny when its light hearted, sheesh.

Isn't it blatantly obvious?

If putting 'lighthearted' in thread titles is going to be a requirement around here then I'm off.

It was entirely obvious the op was joking.

Ffs this place is mad sometimes.

Anyway, in answer to op my dp cannot say laptop. He says labtop. It gives me the rage.

Oh crickey! I supposed itsnotthateasy to let things go.

Sorry, I am in such a funny old mood today. heh heh!

Itsnotthateasy - you are right, it is a Foul expression.

I am going to deliberaliterly ignore those who don't have a sense of humour and need everything s p e l t out to them!

DH chews yoghurt! How can you chew yoghurt?

Cuppa anyone? :-)

Apparently I 'chew' my tea too . I can't drink it any other way, it makes me gag.

I know it's lighthearted but if this were a man saying this lightheartedly it would seem different to many.

I was punched in the face many times by ex. (once just for slurping my tea).?And when I see it posted in a jokey way it makes me feel bad.

DV is not really a joking matter.

However this my problem. The OP didn't mean to upset me so no harm done really. I look forward to some funny stories of how your partners irritate you.

I'm currently having breakfast in bed and brushing any crumbs over to his side so as to avoid the slurpage sounds!

He also does that "I've shoved my toothbrush down my throat for some reason so I'm going to have to make deafening gagging sounds like I'm being sick" noise when he's brushing.

He also farts constantly about 10-15 seconds and then laughs like he's heard a really funny joke.

Saying that, I don't agree with you saying that you want to punch your husband in the face. It is WRONG.

You should punch him and then, whilst he's holding his nose, knee him in the bollocks.

I realise this is meant to be lighthearted, but I honestly think nobody here would take it that way if it was a man talking about his wife.
Talk about double standards!