Please use CHAT for your pretendy AIBU

[80sdrummer]

And no of course I'm not BU and this is why:

Chat disappears after 90 days so it doesn't clog up MN servers hanging round forever like AIBU does.

If MN don't have to store all this stuff then we just might not have as much down-time or advertising to pay for the servers to hold it all.

I know people use AIBU for traffic but MN don't need to store an "AIBU to ask which pushchair is funkiest?" until MN implodes.

Good luck with this thread op.

Hq will just studiously ignore you.

Me and Maryz and Showy and Biwi and Trills have started several of them over the years.

And, yes, we have been called AIBU Nazis and Gestapo and the like.

I always come back.I silently flounced off for a few hours the other day.

I'm still summoning up the courage to flounce.

Just to see what it feels like.

But I'm too much of a wimp - I'm afraid no-one would notice.

Which reminds me - did Hully do a flounce thread, or is she silently flouncing. Because if anyone sees her, will you tell her that I Am Cross With Her

Hey all the gripy grudge holders can ask for hide the poster button
Then complain mnhq has declined,As they always do

IsHully still MIA? Not good

Aaaw yes, but the accusations have to be vague passive aggressive ones, just enough to make 90% of posters think it is them the op is pissed off with.

Did someone say something possibly in a Scottish accent ?

I don't know, because I have some posters hidden

I like griping. I will not be denied.

Ask for Excel function update the spreadsheet of who skelped yer arse on aibu

Where's Getorf? Ain't seen her for ages either.

I don't flounce, I ruffle

My spam emails invite me to lengthen my penis

But I want my all on one page back.

Aye some auld luddites were going about single page,I said no
See mnhq has leapt into action on it either

I had a virus that sent an email to all my contacts including an ex and my boss for a cock enlarger!

See, sm, why would you mind if some of us like all on one page?

You don't have to have it you know. You can have pages if you like.

I'm not demanding that they get rid of pages for people who want them. That would be very selfish of me, don't you think?

Did he need one, Tinker?

I like faux aibu eg aibu to serve a delicious cooked meal,mint jus,on Xmas day

Jus is for nobtwats.

That's me Beer

Is jus posh gravy? With wine in it maybe which is a terrible waste of good wine of course

I have, on occasion, said "I'm all gravy", I would never, in a million years, say "I'm all jus"" can't remember if the full stop goes inside or outside the brackets.

Its pronounced jue in a french style not juss fyi Dh