This thread is comedy gold.
ok observations around mumsnet.
predominatly london south east.
as dont kow anyone whos au pair eats too much or even has an au pair.
Or looks round several pretigious private schools and never realised there was a 4+.
The other regions there must be few of us.
See lots posts on aibu around being outraged/fuming never tamping so maybe not many welsh mumsnetters.
I do wonder if mm making me more socialist although still wont vote labour, I cant stand the guardian and I dont think gove is the devil incarnate like my dd1teacher does.
I have a dryer no room for dishwasher
I own more than 1 buggy
i breastfed and sometimes carried them nut never said i wore my baby.
I never used or know anyone else whos used moon cup.
Heard about elf on shelf from fb freinds who met on another mummy forum.
I use the word hubby but try not too so much as apparently its very netmums, im not a stepford wife im crap at housework. I totally hate it too ad over top santa visits in nov, tree up in nov s, smug itemised lists that their xmas shopping nearly done.
Im a sahm not through choice as childcare for 2under 5s too expensive.
I never been grammer school or no anyone under my mams age who has.
Im not driver learning painfully, I do get pedestrian rage over cars not stopping at zebra crossings , speeding, parking too close to junctions and being selfish even the parents and has nyone mentioned word that can start a thread going mad is 4 by 4s and tossers who drive them!
I think theres more threads from motorists and parking threads than pedestrians.
People in rl treat me like im odd lesser person as dont drive.
schools pick local op as convieniance is everything better a shite school than no school.
Angst about school plays and book bands-I totally understand.
I think parents just not as honest in rl and pretend they not interested its above them they dont understand had mate like that what do nc levels mean again as mines got a 3 in year 2!
She also used to look in freinds book bags see what level other kids on and another mum used to voluntree to help so she knew reading levels other kids in class were on.
No one used pfb in real life.
Love the word goady mother fucker.
The word entitled comes up a lot
i love it when get you dont sound like a very nice person op reminds me being 5 again.
Political correctness and the skirting round of the word chav used to be known as townie when i was growing up on mumsnet its always deprived or working class.
The word precios reminds me golum.
Mumsnet seems more fixated with class than in rl
I do like drink and go out with mates every few months.
aldis is the new waitrose these days,
Most i can get out of a chicken is 3meals and thats pushing it.
I did a stint on ptfa and preschool commmitee so seen the politics behind the scenes.
At old school saw cliqeyness and bithy behaviour at school gate no fights though.
Im frequently late get places even if ready night before, leave house on time as toddler trows tantrum have to peel him of pavement selfish parents not letting me cross rd.