Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Aibu and a bit gross or was this a twatty comment from boyfriend? (maybe tmi)

102 replies

RainbowShadow · 08/12/2013 00:12

When I have sex with my boyfriend we don't use a condom (I am on the pill and we've both been tested etc)

Anyway after we're finished I usually like to cuddle for maximum 10 minutes (give or take) and then I'll use the bathroom, wipe with tissue and then use a babywipe. Then I'll have a shower in the morning - as I do anyway.

Last night again after we'd finished (we're talking minutes), bf asked me if I was going to clean myself, I replied yes of course I was and that I always do anyway.

He then replied - yeah you do .... but not always straight away, and I don't want you to get all horrible down there.

Hmm
OP posts:
ShinyBauble · 08/12/2013 20:50

Tell him he'll have to use condoms in future so your fanjo stays squeaky clean?

FortyDoorsToNowhere · 08/12/2013 21:01

I couldn't possible move after having sex.

DH is rather good in bed, i think i would faint if i got up straight after to clean, just put underwear back on until i muster the energy to go to the WC

FortyDoorsToNowhere · 08/12/2013 21:05

i always thought sperm can live in the vagina for up to 72 hours, so no nooky for 3 days if he wants it free from his little swimmers.

DoYouLikeMyBaubles · 08/12/2013 21:05

I lie there with shaky legs for a spell, then get up. I'd end up on my arse if I got up straight away - not only because of shaky legs but my blood pressure Blush

NoArmaniNoPunani · 08/12/2013 21:08

as for changing the bedding I have to I couldn't sleep in a bed full of cum

Full of cum?! How many men are you sleeping with Wink

FortyDoorsToNowhere · 08/12/2013 21:11

noArmaniNoPunani loves your name, fits in well with this thread

XiCi · 08/12/2013 21:17

Agree with forty doors. Sex with someone who can't wait for you to get out of bed and clean yourself must be pretty joyless. Some serious issues going on there.

PrincessFlirtyPants · 08/12/2013 21:27

DoYouLikeMyBaubles my legs shake as well! I thought I was the only one though Blush

meeemo · 08/12/2013 21:30

k

Jengnr · 08/12/2013 21:33

Tell him he's quite right and therefore he can no longer finish inside you.

He can sort you out then deal with the rest himself.

womma · 08/12/2013 21:40

I wouldn't be doing it with any man who referred to my delightful winky as 'down there'. Get a real boyfriend.

TooOldForGlitter · 08/12/2013 21:44

As per my thread the sherry may have addled my posting judgement but I surely cannot be the only person who just goes to sleep after?? No wee no wipe no tissue just ta love that was grand, night.

FrameyMcFrame · 08/12/2013 21:58

Oh the op hasn't returned, I hope she shows him the thread!

natwebb79 · 09/12/2013 10:46

I'm convinced she's seeing my ex...

dontcallmehon · 09/12/2013 10:54

This thread is actually hilarious!

NewtRipley · 09/12/2013 11:05

Tikka

re: cystitis. If you are prone to cystitis, the advice to wee before/after is really helpful. Unfortunately I'm prone.

NewtRipley · 09/12/2013 11:06

I agree about the BF by the way.

TwoShakesOfaWhiskersTail · 09/12/2013 11:27

life you have a bath and change the sheets every time?
How often do you have sex? I couldn't be arsed with all that, had no idea you were supposed to do anything.
Don't you just cuddle up and fall asleep?

Famzilla · 09/12/2013 11:45

This is why we use condoms. (Well that and any other form of contraception turns me into a dragon or mother) So the lazy cow in me can just roll over and go to sleep whilst DH gets up washes his knob somewhere.

poshfrock · 09/12/2013 16:14

TooOld No you are not the only person who does that. Sometimes I go for a wee but not every time. Often fall asleep still "entwined" as it were.

poshfrock · 09/12/2013 16:17

life What happens if you have sex more than once in the same night? Do you do multiple bath/ sheet change combos?

tutu100 · 09/12/2013 16:26

My first thought ( and you'll know whether it was said like this) is that maybe he was concerned. He may as some other have suggested got the wrong end of the stick with regards to something like thrush or cystitis. Did he sound concerned or was he insturcting you?

Quoteunquote · 09/12/2013 16:33

Start using condoms as he sounds far too immature to risk breeding with, I would add a cap just to be on the safe side.

runningonwillpower · 09/12/2013 16:35

How unsexy is the post-coital hygiene palaver?

We just go to sleep.

happygirl87 · 09/12/2013 17:12

TooOld and Poshfrock, me too. AMAZED (as ever) by the lengths some people go to!