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Politician Snog Marry Avoid

88 replies

Bourjois · 02/12/2013 19:47

But only from this list. And you MUST snog someone:

George Osborne
Gideon Osborne
G Osborne
Nick Clegg
George Osborne
Boris Johnson
N Clegg Esq
George Osborne

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LaurieFairyCake · 02/12/2013 19:51

Snog Boris

Marry Clegg

Kill Osborne

BohemianGirl · 02/12/2013 20:02

You have a bit of an Osbourne fetish going on there.

So Im going to snog Boris Johnson
then Im going to marry Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, because you forgot him
Sadly Im going to avoid all Cleggs

rumbleinthrjungle · 02/12/2013 20:08

Urgh. No. Not under any circumstances. Not until you add 'put bucket on head and feed with frogs' option.

mrscog · 02/12/2013 20:24

Errmmm not quite the list I was hoping for but at least toadface Balls isn't on there.

Song Nick Clegg
Marry Boris
Avoid Gideon

fifi669 · 02/12/2013 20:30

Snog Clegg, marry Boris because I think he's funny, avoid Osborne as he seems dull.

MrsDarylDixon · 02/12/2013 20:33

That's so odd bourgois - they were the three I'd chosen from reading your title before I clicked on the thread!

So snog Clegg

Marry Boris

And push gideon under a bus.

Thants · 02/12/2013 20:34

Marry Clegg, snog Boris and kill Osborne. Bleurgh!

AlbertHerbertHawkins · 02/12/2013 20:34

Tom Watson x 3

DiseasesOfTheSheep · 02/12/2013 20:37

What bohemian said here too.

thebody · 02/12/2013 20:40

snog Boris, avoid Clegg, marry the twat as he's rich and then poison him.

ohtanmybum · 02/12/2013 20:41

Wouldn't touch any of them with a barge pole, so I can't play, sorry. But, if anyone says they want to snog or marry Gideon I guarantee she's his wife.

Original poster
Bourjois · 02/12/2013 20:41

ARGH, I'd forgotten about Ed Balls mrscog so I am going to make amends and add him to the list. DH has also reminded me that Eric Pickles is a fine dish, so here's the updated list:

George Osborne
Eric Pickles
Ed Balls
Boris Johnson
Nick Clegg
John Bercow minus the wife
Theresa May, because I'm all for equal opportunities
Shall I put in Dave? Shall I? Shall I?
No. I won't. HA!

OP posts:
ohtanmybum · 02/12/2013 20:43

body - Mrs O - so that's your plan.

friday16 · 02/12/2013 20:44

www.sexymp.co.uk

Bowlersarm · 02/12/2013 20:46

Easy peasey. Snog Boris, marry Clegg, avoid all the others.

LineRunner · 02/12/2013 20:49

I am going to snog Alistair Campbell
Marry Alistair Campbell
and kill Gideon Osbourne

littleomar · 02/12/2013 20:50

If we can't have Zac goldsmith I'm not playing

LineRunner · 02/12/2013 21:00

Is there a Mrs Pickles?

Would she like to come on MN?

WhatTheHellIsHappening · 02/12/2013 21:06

Marry Boris.

At least I could probably convince him to sort the hair out.

BeigeBuffet · 02/12/2013 21:36

Can you imagine being married to Clegg? He'd drive you around the bend by saying he wasn't going to do something and then 10 minutes later he's be doing what he said he wasn't going to do.

Marry Alistair Campbell
Snog Boris (well he's had so many affairs he's bound to be a good snog)
Kill Gideon.

Mushypeasandchipstogo · 02/12/2013 21:39

Snog Boris
Marry Boris
Avoid anybody not called Boris.

Mushypeasandchipstogo · 02/12/2013 21:41

Please could we have David Milliband ?

Original poster
Bourjois · 02/12/2013 22:12

Sorry, mushypeas, David Milliband is actually quite attractive. But I'll add Ed Milliband to the list if you like.

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LineRunner · 02/12/2013 22:14

I would snog Malcolm Tucker, but he's gone time travelling now.

thebody · 02/12/2013 22:18

ohtanmybum damn been rumbled!