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best friend had sex when looking after my dts

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pasanda · 22/11/2013 20:41

I know nothing came of this, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Whilst my best friend and her husband were looking after my dts last weekend, he spent 3 hours doing the ironing (a novelty for him believe me!!). His 'payment' for this was a 'quick shag'. His excuse - he was feeling horny.

So basically, whilst the dts and their daughter of the same age (5yrs) were outside playing on the trampoline in the garden, they had a quickie. She tells me it lasted a matter of minutes Shock but the principle is the same - surely?

She is still my best friend and I love her to bits but feel slightly weird about this scenario. Should I?

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MoominsYonisAreScary · 22/11/2013 23:11

I've had next to no sex recently, I might wake dp up for a shag on the trampoline.

Has reminded me its time to take the trampoline down.

AmberLeaf · 22/11/2013 23:13

The trampoline is another place I've not shagged on. I would, but only when its dark out and if it's dark Id be worrying about unseen spiders etc, so think I'll give it a miss.

WorraLiberty · 22/11/2013 23:15

I feel like the trampoline has become a big red herring.

I have a mental image of the kids bouncing on a huge red fish Grin

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:16

Amber, I have been making those posts for the last several hours, on good authority, but I am being ignored. Good luck to you Smile

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:16

those points

thebody · 22/11/2013 23:16

oh no definatly not on a trampoline dear! grow up.

op your friend must be very young to have to show off like this.

adults shag! please get over it.

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:17

I would imagine trampoline shagging would be exhausting

not exactly an equal reaction to every action is it ?

oh, and a bit fucking chilly

EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 23:20

they are always damp
ewww.

and mysterious water runs down when you get onGrin

pasanda · 22/11/2013 23:21

Grin Worral!!!

Big red fish!!

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pasanda · 22/11/2013 23:23

Confused thebody

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EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 23:23

thebody

Wine time me thinks

WorraLiberty · 22/11/2013 23:26

I would imagine trampoline shagging would be exhausting

I don't know really

You'd get more bounce to the ounce without actually having to thrust Grin

Might feel a bit seasick though

EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 23:27

worra
like sex on a waterbed
once only ever never again ever

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:28

No, when you thrust you don't get the usual energy-saving reaction to the action

I am just guessing, you understand

EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 23:31

Mist

talk us through the physicsGrin

actually, its my bedtime.
night everyone.

happy birthday mist
have nice energy saving crumb sexGrin Grin

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:37

Good night. I only have 23 mins of my birthday left and H is still asleep

Erk

WorraLiberty · 22/11/2013 23:37

Oh God I hate water beds too!

I can't believe I've just sat here for 5 minutes, staring into space and thinking about this.

But now I have, I think you might be right Mist Grin

We don't have a trampoline to test your theory

I wonder if the neighbours would mind us using theirs? They seem nice enough...

WorraLiberty · 22/11/2013 23:39

Or there's 6 at my local council leisure centre and at least their indoors

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:39

There are sound theories underpinning my twaddle, I promise you. I am currently unable to dredge up the precise ones.

pigletmania · 22/11/2013 23:46

Eghh Noway. She was babysitting your kids, totally inappropriate, and then to tell you!

TSSDNCOP · 22/11/2013 23:47

My pelvic floor would run screaming at the prospect of doing anything at all with respect to a trampoline.

It's my birthday too Mist

Have you had a nice day?

AmberLeaf · 22/11/2013 23:51

Happy birthday Mist Flowers

Trampoline sex seems like a good idea, but I accept that the reality may be very different.

I know someone who hired a bouncy castle for a party, kept it over night and shagged on it.

MoominsYonisAreScary · 22/11/2013 23:55

Grow up? Ok then dear

MoominsYonisAreScary · 22/11/2013 23:57

Its not going to happen, not tonight anyway. The 18 year old might see

HaroldTheGoat · 22/11/2013 23:59

Mist its 23:59 you are going to have to move quickly if your going to get a birthday quickie.

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