best friend had sex when looking after my dts

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I know nothing came of this, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Whilst my best friend and her husband were looking after my dts last weekend, he spent 3 hours doing the ironing (a novelty for him believe me!!). His 'payment' for this was a 'quick shag'. His excuse - he was feeling horny.

So basically, whilst the dts and their daughter of the same age (5yrs) were outside playing on the trampoline in the garden, they had a quickie. She tells me it lasted a matter of minutes but the principle is the same - surely?

She is still my best friend and I love her to bits but feel slightly weird about this scenario. Should I?

trampolines dangerous
crayons dangerous
bees dangerous
flat screens dangerous……

I let mine roll in glass, toughens the skin

dementedma doesn't sound that fantastic an experience for the friend, given the apparent brevity of the whole thing and the fact she was presumably listening out for the kids running in. Not what does it for me!

And play in traffic peppa. Builds the reflexes.

I'm baffled they shared,that's icky

He sounds like Benny Hill.

yeah its the sharing that is weird. Keep your quickies to yourselves you big weirdos.

haha TEEADRIS.

Didn't say it was fantastic mellow just that no harm was done.

Reading this it sounds like the trampoline is the REAL culprit here, the sex is just a red herring.

BURN THE TRAMPOLINE

Althinkum surely no one could have a friend's husband in their house doing three hours of their ironing and still quibble?

Never ceases to amaze me how people manage to have more than one child when surely it would be wrong to have sex under the same roof as a child.

Having sex whilst responsible for your own dc is one thing. Whilst babysitting others, though ? Seems a step too far, especially when the chances of three boisterous kids unsupervised on a trampoline having an accident is pretty significant and the idea of getting caught by kids other than your own seems a bit off to me.

I expect I haven't had enough wine to find it hilaire though.

Erm.
Who the feck tells their friends about their quickies, regardless of babysitting duties?

So if they were just in the garden and not on the trampoline then would that be OK?

I feel like the trampoline has become a big red herring.

Sorry,Mist.

It's weird she told you. And I wouldn't have done it.

I have no trampoline issues though.

Issues all over the fucking place here, tbh

Its not so much hilare, as just plain bonkers weird.

And a little bit funny.

Oh, I thought it was at your house...that would have been wierd. In her house not so bad.

5 year old twins you can take your eyes off for a few minutes? Really?

Yes, the rewarding her DP with a shag is an issue.

Yanbu. Blurgh what if the children had run inside and seen them at it.

Haven't they got any self control, just wait until the children are in bed.

I'm obviously a big old prude and sober

3 hours of ironing

"Reward" sex

Oversharing of said reward sex

Unsupervised kids

More than one (unsupervised) kid on a trampoline

Chance of reward sex getting discovered by said (unsupervised) kids

Major cause of paediatric fractures is unsupervised trampoline use, especially multiple use. Sometimes it's worse than a "simple" fracture.

OP supposed to be grateful that her friend gave her a break from childcare (even though it was highly substandard)

Lots going on here.

I also love my best friends however I would not like or find this acceptABle either. I dont get why she would tell u!!

Kids on a trampoline playing together deciding it would be more fun to go inside and find out what the grown ups are doing? No!!! That's why you have play dates so your child has someone else to play with and leaves you alone.

I have also had wine

Hope you haven't got children in the house and drinking wine.