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best friend had sex when looking after my dts

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pasanda · 22/11/2013 20:41

I know nothing came of this, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Whilst my best friend and her husband were looking after my dts last weekend, he spent 3 hours doing the ironing (a novelty for him believe me!!). His 'payment' for this was a 'quick shag'. His excuse - he was feeling horny.

So basically, whilst the dts and their daughter of the same age (5yrs) were outside playing on the trampoline in the garden, they had a quickie. She tells me it lasted a matter of minutes Shock but the principle is the same - surely?

She is still my best friend and I love her to bits but feel slightly weird about this scenario. Should I?

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EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 22:48

oohhh errrr
Mist

whats in your baileysGrin

notso · 22/11/2013 22:48

I don't have enough clothes to let it build up and I just smooth and fold when it comes out the dryer Grin

pasanda · 22/11/2013 22:51

They did the deed in one of their other dc's bedrooms apparently!

Not in the kitchen.

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EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 22:52

oh.

only now I find this ickyConfused

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 22:53

the dirty bastards

GreggsOnLegs · 22/11/2013 22:55

Giggling at some of the posts on this thread. Bee Grin and playing in traffic build reflexes one Grin

Seriously though if I only had to shag Dh for a couple of minutes for 3 hours of ironing, that is well worth it!

usualsuspect · 22/11/2013 22:55

Ooh err,Mist. I.know it's your birthday but on the workshop?

[prude]

usualsuspect · 22/11/2013 22:56

Lol at Dirty Bastards.

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 22:56

No, the garage is too dirty

I said worktop

I have some standards

EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 22:57

If I had sex on my worktop Id get crumbs stuck to my arseGrin Grin

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 22:58

it's perfect for a snack whilst on the job

pasanda · 22/11/2013 23:00

OK, so since my OP, and after reading through this thread again, I think I was BU to think this was wierd.

I'm glad really because I wasn't really that bothered, but just thought I should be iyswim.

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usualsuspect · 22/11/2013 23:01

Workshop? Bloody kindle

catgirl1976 · 22/11/2013 23:02

scottishmummy is back!

Not too bothered about people having a quicky though.

EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 23:02

mist

do you often get peckish while boinking on the worktop?Grin

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:03

no, you weren't and yes, you should be

I say that despite my latter Baileys-fuelled oversharing

HaroldTheGoat · 22/11/2013 23:03

DIRTY DIRTY FUCKERS!

pasanda · 22/11/2013 23:03

boinking!!

LOL

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MistAllChuckingFrighty · 22/11/2013 23:04

the toaster is just handy, it would be a shame to waste the opportunity

KaseyM · 22/11/2013 23:05

I'm sorry but there is something well fishy here and I dont buy it for a moment! No one spends 3 hours ironing. No one!

I think your friend is lying and that they spent 3 hours shagging and just 5 minutes ironing.

I would ask to see the evidence.

AmberLeaf · 22/11/2013 23:05

I wouldn't worry about the ironing transaction too much, if he was so bad, he wouldn't be ironing in the first place.

Shagging in childrens rooms is odd, Ive shagged my way all over every home Ive had, but I draw the line at childrens bedrooms.

Trampolines are potential deathtraps. My children love theirs and take turns.

pasanda · 22/11/2013 23:08

Kasey - trust me, they definitely would have 3 hours ironing! They both work full time and save it for the weekend!

He NEVER does the ironing, but did it that day because he felt 'horny' and she was up for it so win-win all round I suppose!!

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EXTERMINATEpeppa · 22/11/2013 23:09

mistGrin

amberleaf I love how you have no other comment but the fact they are death traps and yours take turnsGrin Grin haha

pasanda · 22/11/2013 23:10

But that still makes him a chauvenistic git!!

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AmberLeaf · 22/11/2013 23:11

Grin Well, more than one child at a time is an issue for the potential deathtrapness...so I thought I'd point that out!

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