I'm having a bad day....

[frustratedandfailing]

who wants to join me in a good old virtual foot-stamping, swear-fest?

I'll go first....

Arsewiping cunty wankbadger (I'm liking wankbadger, I saw it on a thread and now can't remember who came up with it, but thank you!)

Fuckity-fuck fuck fu ckfuck fuckfuckfukckkckfukfufkcjukckjlf!!!!!!!!!

That feels better...sort of.

Not having a bad day really - but wankbadger is just such a brilliant insult.

Isn't it great? I really really like it...and wish I could remember who said it so I could give them their due credit.

WANKBADGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also like 'pisswitch'

It's got a certain ring to it. Piss-artist has always been a favourite here in the failing house too.

And fuckwit

Oh yes

Cocking arse nugget.

Now that's off my chest hopefully Ivan get some sleep tonight.

• I CAN

Who the chuff is Ivan?

twatotter - I wonder if that works

I am beyond pissed off today - so yes ...fuck fuck fuckerty fuck cunt bugger arse and wank

In the words of Father Jack "Feck arse!!!!!"

Also in the words of Father Jack... I love my brick!

Drink! Drink!! Drink!!!

I am! I am! I am!

My dd is currently showing me photoshopped pictures of celebrities with monobrows.

And why not....they've been photoshopped to within an inch of their lives anyway...cunty superficial film industry.....

I couldn't tell the difference with the George Michael one.

wank badger was the OP who text the kitchen fitter/plumber/some sort of handy man instead of her hubby

peppa - I didn't see that thread....

Cock-it!!!!!!!!

Can I just tell you that my teenage DS told me off when I referred to somebody as a fuckwit. Could I be proud that he was taking a stand against bad language? No! Apparently it is not a word for use by "my generation"
Haven't unleashed wankbadger on him yet

Unleash the badger!

How about fucktard?

Don't like the second bit of it - what with the 'retard' reference.

Prefer fuckwit

Yes...didn't think of it that way...brain isn't in good gear.

Cunty bollox...I need cake....