I'm having a bad day....

[frustratedandfailing]

who wants to join me in a good old virtual foot-stamping, swear-fest?

I'll go first....

Arsewiping cunty wankbadger (I'm liking wankbadger, I saw it on a thread and now can't remember who came up with it, but thank you!)

Fuckity-fuck fuck fu ckfuck fuckfuckfukckkckfukfufkcjukckjlf!!!!!!!!!

That feels better...sort of.

Viper.....since when is "our generation" limited to bland words?

Luckily, I have cake.

Chocolate cake made this afternoon. Also Christmas cake I need to feed more booze.

frustrated- it was hilarious!

please join the thread where OP (objection) has just sent her FIL a picture of her breasticles

cheered me right up!

What thread?

Link peppa?

Cake, chocolate and booze? Can I come round? Alas...I have only a Terrys White Chocolate orange....and its an xmas present

in AIBU...to crawl into a pit...

on the app. can't link
ffs.

should be high up the list- you'll hear the cackling when your near it! haha

wankbadgers

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1905958-To-go-and-crawl-into-a-pit-of-shame-and-never-show-my-face-again

Now that's just mean, Cat!!!!!!

Thanks for the link peppa

Cocklodgers!!!!

Feck arse

Drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha there are slices missing now.

Peppa///thank you, thank you, thank you...I didn't think I was going to laugh for the rest of the week. That thread has cheered me up immensely. I love technology!!!!!

Cat, would you send me the recipe - in case I find the will to walk into the kitchen at some point? (I have more chance of walking into the corner shop for a poor substitute, but you never know...)

are twunting wankferreting cocksloths - that would be my message of the day to my managers

TWUNT!!!! Yes! Twunt is beautiful.

many recipes

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wankbadger

Thank you, Cat. However, this doesn't currently solve my problem of only having a twunty white chocolate orange in my time of despairing need....bollox.