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To think Miss Rabbit is blatantly fiddling the system?

40 replies

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 06:37

Seriously, HOW many jobs does she have?

She runs several shops, cafes, flies a helicopter, is a nurse, drives a bus...

Is there no end to her feckless job stealing? And I bet she has tax credits as well Angry

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NynaevesSister · 05/11/2013 06:41

Bloody hell you can't win with some people. So what if she is prepared to work hard and not live off the state? How easy can it be when you are a single parent and a rabbit. Goodness only knows how many children she has to support.

And so you know her personally? Do you KNOW she is claiming tax credits? No I didn't think so. How ride!

NynaevesSister · 05/11/2013 06:42

Rude not ride!

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 06:46

Is Miss Rabbit a single parent though? I thought she was Mummy Rabbit's sister. And how does she have time for kids when she works all the time?

I don't know she's on tax credits of course, but I suspect. She's got that sort of state-fiddling glint in her eye.

By the way, are you angrily tugging on your braid and folding your arms under your bosom with a haughty look on your face?

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JimbosJetSet · 05/11/2013 06:49

Yep, Miss Rabbit doesn't have any children, it's Mummy Rabbit (her sister) with the children.

RobinSparkles · 05/11/2013 06:50

She's better than that lazy bitch Mummy Rabbit! She just keeps popping out the kids so that she doesn't have to work.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 06:53

Crikey yes, think of all the child benefits Mummy Rabbit is raking in, grasping whore. And I bet she spends a few months ostensibly 'working' at one of her sister's many emporiums just so she can claim SMP when she pops another one out.

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Bearandcub · 05/11/2013 06:54

I am disgusted that an individual who has won the Queen's medal for industry and who singlehanded keeps that town afloat. Honestly, some people.

Sniffs in disgust, turning nose up at OP and exits wit haughty face.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 07:50

I bet she doesn't give ANY to charity AND parks in Parent & Child spaces.

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rastamouserules · 05/11/2013 07:55

Look Grow up!

You people disgust me. She works all those jobs in a flawless manor and is an icon among women.

I'm distressed however that Postman Pat appears to fuck up his SPECIAL DELIVERY task EVERY DAY and still he is hailed a hero!!!

It's a distressing sign of our times when complete incompetence is rewarded!

Theas18 · 05/11/2013 07:58

Surely you know there is more than one miss Rabbit. And don't start the "I'm not racist but they do all look the same" line- I will not be impressed!

HappyAsASandboy · 05/11/2013 08:06

Do you think we could put Miss Rabbit in charge of Pat's sorting office?

She'd have him up to scratch or shipped out in no time.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 08:12

I like it, Happy. Although, are inter-channel relationships allowed?

No doubt Miss Rabbit will earmark him as a key worker and get a free house or summat.

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fanjofarrow · 05/11/2013 08:17

This thread is highly rabbitist, OP should be ashamed. Angry

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 08:39

She's not even that good at her jobs. She loses her helicopter twice! Who loses a helicopter?

Maybe she's trying to claim on the insurance

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TinyTear · 05/11/2013 08:41

I still think there are MORE than one Miss Rabbit and that is how she manages to do all those jobs

Blongle · 05/11/2013 08:47

I bet she's breaching the Working Time Directive as well.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 09:04

How many rabbits could there be?? Tis most confusing. I may have to Google.

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happy2help · 05/11/2013 09:49

This is my most favorite mn post ever! I will never be able to look at Miss Rabbit in the same light again!

giraffeseatpineapples · 05/11/2013 09:59

And how is that she is always at that job when peppa turns up? Shock peppa is stalking Miss rabbit. Wow really hadn't anticpated the dark side of peppa pig. Not sure I can let dd watch it anymore.

Shodan · 05/11/2013 10:06

Nanny Plum.

That's all I have to say.

gamerchick · 05/11/2013 10:08

I'm convinced nanny plum is knobbing wise old elf the way they go on with each other.

WhereIsMyHat · 05/11/2013 10:11

They're sisters, not the same rabbit.

giraffeseatpineapples · 05/11/2013 10:19

Oh yes nanny plumb is Miss rabbit Grin

msmoss · 05/11/2013 10:25

indeed Postman Pat and his 'special delivery service' aka the REAL reason that they had to privatise the post office.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/11/2013 11:18

There must be some joke about Pat's package... Grin

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