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to think there is something * a bit weird* about H suggesting a meal out

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:48

spontaneously. ?

we had all been out ALL day doing different kid related thing
he just says it..on the phone "Lets go out for tea"

and within an hour we are out

should I LTB

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Coldlightofday · 03/11/2013 20:49

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RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 03/11/2013 20:49

Has he got another woman hiding in the bedroom, and needs to give her chance to make a run for it?

Or does he fancy the waitress in the restaurant?

Sounds dodgy to me...

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:52

lol Sons suggested various thing ( he then Did Not Touch Beer) that he was fattening me up to make me vile

  1. was trying to make my mouth full so I couldn't answer back
  2. was trying to make me big enough so I couldn't chase after him
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RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 03/11/2013 20:53

I like 2. That's the sort of thing dp would do.

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Raddy · 03/11/2013 20:54

He called it tea?

LTB.

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:54

it was freaky weird

PLUS he often goes out Sunday nights

HE is ON THE SOFA

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:54

lol I call it tea
leftover from being at boarding school

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Coldlightofday · 03/11/2013 20:56

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WorraLiberty · 03/11/2013 20:57

You may think he was out all day doing kid related things but are you sure he didn't accidentally burn the kitchen down?

Just a thought

LTB

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:57

he is Correcting Son's Homework

FUCKING EH

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LalyRawr · 03/11/2013 20:57

Alien abduction?

Secret twin brother who has tied him up in the basement while he takes over his life?

Is going to tell you something he knows you won't like so is buttering you up?

Scientific experiment with personality transplants?

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:57

standards are seriously slipping

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:58

PLUS we always play cards in restaurants. He rarely partakes.

HE PLAYED GO FISH

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BillyBanter · 03/11/2013 20:58

Has he broken the kitchen?

RandomMess · 03/11/2013 20:59

You forgot, it was his turn to make dinner!

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RandomMess · 03/11/2013 21:00

He played cards too Shock

He has done something silly and bought something without discussing it with you first Wink

StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:02

OP CTO
(It's the new LTB and stands for "clean the oven", may apply here I think)

LEMisafucker · 03/11/2013 21:02

hes killed the goldfish

squeaver · 03/11/2013 21:02

Can you access his emails/Facebook/texts?

See a solicitor first thing in the morning.

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:03

lol Random - you might be right. I thought was paving the way to a sneaky Sunday drink

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:03

DO I NEED TO READ SHIRLEY GLASS

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StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:04

Anyway, stay here for all the support you need. I have a feeling there are more revelations to come yet.

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:04

oven CLEAN by @ovenu

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