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to think there is something * a bit weird* about H suggesting a meal out

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 20:48

spontaneously. ?

we had all been out ALL day doing different kid related thing
he just says it..on the phone "Lets go out for tea"

and within an hour we are out

should I LTB

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StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:05

OK so CTO is not an option.
thinking....

Coldlightofday · 03/11/2013 21:05

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:06

i think I need to go to a GUM clinic

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StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:07

you got something stuck between your teeth? Floss should help, no need to bring in the experts just yet.

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thestringcheesemassacre · 03/11/2013 21:08

Can you hire a private detective immediately?
1800-detective

He's hiding an alternate family

LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:10

if ONLY i could get into the loft to see if he has a bag in there

with ladies stuff in

( btw did we ever get a resolution to that thread)

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StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:10

Well then she won't need the floss as it'll already be doing that job

StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:10

I think it turned out to be the FIL. Could be wrong.

Coldlightofday · 03/11/2013 21:12

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:12

You ARE kidding?

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tharsheblows · 03/11/2013 21:13

Why did the FIL have it up there? (I had forgotten that but am now full of curiosity.)

MooncupGoddess · 03/11/2013 21:13

Classic script I'm afraid OP :(

Make sure you have the internet banking details and children's passports to hand.

StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:14

erm...I think he had a ladyfriend and took an opportunity to hide the evidence. I think that was it although am starting to think that was just a theory

killpeppa · 03/11/2013 21:14

selfish bastard!
get to your solicitor tomorrow and file for divorce!

do yous own the house? change the locks!

peggyblackett · 03/11/2013 21:14

Had a tiger drunk all of his beer?

Yy to Shirley Glass. Read it nOW.

tharsheblows · 03/11/2013 21:16

Ok, thanks. I am glad to have a resolution to that one .

StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:18

I may have rewritten history
I have just searched for "bag loft clothes" and only found one very dull looking thread about storage. Unless that was the thread the OP started when she made this discovery. I might have another look.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 03/11/2013 21:18

I forgot about that thread too. The FIL? WTAF?

OP think you'd better get an STI test Grin

LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:19

the father in law hid something in the loft?

OR is was the H? #cynic

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LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:20

lol @ stealth

the thread where she found a bag of womens clothes and REA LIFE SERIOUS PEOPLE suggsted getting the bag finger printed meanwhile all of the internet laughed

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StealthPolarBear · 03/11/2013 21:21

no I mean did the thread start with "Can I use bin bags to store clothes in the loft or do I have to fork out for vacuum bags and if so which are the best?" and end in "OMFG guess what I have just found "

LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:22

NO!!! i dont remember what it was but it was interesting form the word go

unlike your post

stop making me laugh

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BuzzardBirdsBigBangers · 03/11/2013 21:27

He doesn't have a locked garage does he?

LordPalmerston · 03/11/2013 21:28

no. not yet

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