to think there is something * a bit weird* about H suggesting a meal out

[LordPalmerston]

spontaneously. ?

we had all been out ALL day doing different kid related thing
he just says it..on the phone "Lets go out for tea"

and within an hour we are out



should I LTB

[StealthPolarBear]

OK so CTO is not an option.
thinking....

[LordPalmerston]

i think I need to go to a GUM clinic

[StealthPolarBear]

you got something stuck between your teeth? Floss should help, no need to bring in the experts just yet.

[thestringcheesemassacre]

Can you hire a private detective immediately?
1800-detective

He's hiding an alternate family

[LordPalmerston]

if ONLY i could get into the loft to see if he has a bag in there

with ladies stuff in

( btw did we ever get a resolution to that thread)

[StealthPolarBear]

Well then she won't need the floss as it'll already be doing that job

[StealthPolarBear]

I think it turned out to be the FIL. Could be wrong.

[LordPalmerston]

You ARE kidding?

[tharsheblows]

Why did the FIL have it up there? (I had forgotten that but am now full of curiosity.)

[MooncupGoddess]

Classic script I'm afraid OP :(

Make sure you have the internet banking details and children's passports to hand.

[StealthPolarBear]

erm...I think he had a ladyfriend and took an opportunity to hide the evidence. I think that was it although am starting to think that was just a theory

[killpeppa]

selfish bastard!
get to your solicitor tomorrow and file for divorce!

do yous own the house? change the locks!

[peggyblackett]

Had a tiger drunk all of his beer?

Yy to Shirley Glass. Read it nOW.

[tharsheblows]

Ok, thanks. I am glad to have a resolution to that one .

[StealthPolarBear]

I may have rewritten history
I have just searched for "bag loft clothes" and only found one very dull looking thread about storage. Unless that was the thread the OP started when she made this discovery. I might have another look.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

I forgot about that thread too. The FIL? WTAF?

OP think you'd better get an STI test

[LordPalmerston]

the father in law hid something in the loft?


OR is was the H? #cynic

[LordPalmerston]

lol @ stealth

the thread where she found a bag of womens clothes and REA LIFE SERIOUS PEOPLE suggsted getting the bag finger printed meanwhile all of the internet laughed

[StealthPolarBear]

no I mean did the thread start with "Can I use bin bags to store clothes in the loft or do I have to fork out for vacuum bags and if so which are the best?" and end in "OMFG guess what I have just found "

[LordPalmerston]

NO!!! i dont remember what it was but it was interesting form the word go

unlike your post

stop making me laugh

[BuzzardBirdsBigBangers]

He doesn't have a locked garage does he?

[LordPalmerston]

no. not yet