...to lower the tone of Mumsnet even further with...

[DampDudes]

DINOSAUR PORN!!!!?

Yes. Apparently this is a real thing.

Thank god I wasn't logged into my Amazon account! I dread to think of my recommendations if I was, especially after the Paul Ross picture
People are very strange..

ohh my days... how umm odd

I'm strangely not surprised.

There was a thread about this the other day and now Amazon keeps recommending 'Jurrasic Poke' and 'My Ex Is A T-Rex' to me. I feel tainted

What Paul Ross picture?

good grief

yet another wipe of my browsing history required, thanks to mumsnet.

A thread a while back had some links to weird Amazon stuff, one of them was a portrait of Paul Ross among other weirdness.. It stayed in my recommendations for a while
I've just logged in and that bloody book was in my recently viewed items!

Maybe it will be the new fifty shades style phenomenon!

What really made me is that my dh told me about it... after a recommendation from someone at work!!!

Pissing myself at the reviews!

Holy Fucking Shit. Where is the brain bleach?!

The reviews are hysterical!

I came across this type of stuff a while ago when looking for story books about dinosaurs for ds. Very odd

We have a tone?

Well that puts a whole new complexion on the half term trip I the Natural History Museum.

Oh! I was going to purchase this book, but it's on Amazon.com and Im .co.uk!

Strangely, I feel immune to this thanks to another MN'tter who posted about her teenager watching Little Pony Porn.

After foolishly seeing Google Images of that, nothing could phase me.

It's one of the Rules of the Internet. If it exists, there is porn of it. No Exceptions.

They should write about this stuff in the gutter press. So much more entertaining.

Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It's not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.

I prefer the film version tbh

The reviews are fucking hilarious. I was literally crying with laughter

That's funny, KBW. I had a conversation with my mum years ago (waay before Internet) and she said then that whatever exists, there must have to be a sexual perversion of it. Pencils, burgers, giraffes, warships, those tough itchy corduroy like carpet tiles....anything. Quite enlightened, my mum.

I'm occasionally baffled as to how someone finds out that some of the weirder stuff turns them on. I'm all in favour of 'your kink is ok even if it's not my kink' but there are some real headscratchers out there. How the HELL do you find out you've got a 'thing' for images of women being devoured whole by giant frogs?