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Original poster

...to lower the tone of Mumsnet even further with...

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DampDudes · 29/10/2013 13:49

DINOSAUR PORN!!!!?

Yes. Apparently this is a real thing.

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KissesBreakingWave · 29/10/2013 22:31

It might have been a toad, come to think of it. I was too busy trying to unboggle my mind to reach for a reference work on amphibians.

lisylisylou · 29/10/2013 22:46

Omg I've never even heard of dinosaur porn let alone my little pony porn. I'm stunned, will never be looking up those 2 again along with veet for men haha!

fanjofarrow · 29/10/2013 23:36

I read an article on this a while back. It gave me the squits.

lessonsintightropes · 30/10/2013 00:17

DH nearly wet the bed laughing. Thanks, I think!

MadameDefarge · 30/10/2013 01:21

the reviews are priceless...

MadameDefarge · 30/10/2013 01:23

apparently there is ectoplasm porn...

Pachacuti · 30/10/2013 01:26

There were a couple of Cracked threads about dinosaur porn. I'll see if I can find them...

Pachacuti · 30/10/2013 01:29

Ah, yes, here was one...

SomethingOnce · 30/10/2013 01:45

Will. Not. Click. Link.

Pachacuti · 30/10/2013 01:53

Oh, you will, you know...

Lazyjaney · 30/10/2013 07:15

Oh the reviews are priceless. Makes a pleasant change from giant squids too :D

BearsBeetsBattlestarGalactica · 30/10/2013 12:34

Good lord. Rule 34 in action right there, it is.

Pterofucktyl indeed. Maybe a bit of Tywankasaurus XXX.

TheKnightsWhoSayNi · 30/10/2013 12:37

I can only think of three letters - WTF Halloween ConfusedHalloween Hmm

BearsBeetsBattlestarGalactica · 30/10/2013 12:39

Stegosorearse

LyannaStark · 30/10/2013 12:46

"I am very upset because a pterodactyl is technically not a dinosaur it is a pterosaur. This should be classified under pterosaur erotica"

Grin Grin

Hopasholic · 30/10/2013 12:49

Thought it was gong to be porn aimed at senior citizens Halloween Grin

TheKnightsWhoSayNi · 30/10/2013 12:59

That's just messed up.

Original poster
DampDudes · 30/10/2013 19:13

I know, Knights - who the hell wants to read porn about senior citizens?! Right?!

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KittensoftPuppydog · 30/10/2013 20:39

Jurassic pork?

ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmmmmmmm · 30/10/2013 21:17

Dildopoclus ? Grin

cocobongo · 30/10/2013 22:14

Do you think this could be one of SGB's new novels??? Halloween Wink

comedycentral · 30/10/2013 22:36

Read this before and I was too traumatised to comment! It's actually freaked me right out, my son wanted a 'Harry and bucketful of dinosaurs' story at bedtime, I refused! Chose another one instead Shock

TheKnightsWhoSayNi · 31/10/2013 11:19

Oh, no, DamDudes, there is such a thing as senior citezen porn. I think. I meant the book itself is just messed up. As are the reviews and the others in the "also by the same other", particularly Taken By The T-Rex.

Then again, as this dinopornus has shown us, there is a porn for everything. One is reminded of a name I recall on here years ago, IBetTheresFlumpPorn. There probably is.

queenmools · 31/10/2013 11:39

Brilliant! I love the warning. This is a tale of beast sex!

MissRee · 14/11/2013 14:33
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