DD just come in, soaked through and with no jacket.
Said jacket, is, apparently, languishing in a piss filled puddle. 
Story goes, boy 1 pisses in puddle, boy 2 takes jacket of DD and throws it in puddle. 
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
One of the boys lives opposite us, I've never met his mum or dad. But I guess I am about to.
It's not the first time we've had trouble from him.
She is refusing to wash the jacket according to DD.
Oh dear, I fear this will not end well.