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I have been MNing for 2 hours. There is not enough sex on here

32 replies

ghostonthecanvas · 22/10/2013 15:12

So I am going to have to get on with my housework. I am shocked that a newspaper would mislead me and waste my time.

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29chapel · 22/10/2013 15:16

you could start your own outrageous thread ghost?

Pobblewhohasnotoes · 22/10/2013 15:16

I've done the housework and am now on mn and having a cup of tea. Have run out of things to read. Tsk.

YouTheCat · 22/10/2013 15:17

I got so excited, I fell asleep. Grin

MetellaEstMater · 22/10/2013 15:18

Wait until Friday.

Pobblewhohasnotoes · 22/10/2013 15:23

I'm away Friday, this will not do.

MrsTerryPratchett · 22/10/2013 16:00

BiscuitBiscuit

That keep you?

ghostonthecanvas · 22/10/2013 16:15

Mrs TP I am looking at your biscuits and I am seeing boobs. Maybe the sex references are more subtle than the paper led me to believe. I am exhausted from 20mins of getting the kids to do the housework

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TheHouseCleaner · 22/10/2013 16:16

I've just told the ironing to fuck off. Does that count?

ghostonthecanvas · 22/10/2013 16:18

Whats happening on friday? Is it outrageous sex thread friday?

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LuisSuarezTeeth · 22/10/2013 18:02

Bollocks to it, I'm going to start one Grin

WearingAnUmbrellaHat · 22/10/2013 18:54

I know OP, I saw that article and got straight one here to get the goss but nothing

ghostonthecanvas · 22/10/2013 19:13

Luis I think someone should start one. If only to give some credibility to the article. I cannot for the life of me think of something believable that won't get me into trouble Grin
Wearing I am hoping that TheHouseCleaners ironing did, in fact, fuck off cos I would like mine to do the same. That would be worth a newspaper column!

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Ohwhatwitcheryisthis · 22/10/2013 19:45

Is it cos Friday is bum sex day? Shock

Wolfiefan · 22/10/2013 19:48

Sneak over to the "cocking the spag Bol" thread!

ghostonthecanvas · 22/10/2013 19:57

I just lurked in the anal sex thread. Was it started by a daily fail employee? Fridays got mentioned a lot!
Wolfie I am going in..........

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Wolfiefan · 22/10/2013 19:59

I hope you mean the spag Bol thread and not the bumsex. It's not Friday you know!

ghostonthecanvas · 22/10/2013 20:07

I cant find it Sad though I found one that started 'bit of a bumwhacker day.' Again turns out to be hygiene/tidiness related. Ffffft

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trish5000 · 22/10/2013 20:09

That was one of the things that surprised me when I first lurked on MN. That sex was hardly mentioned at all. Though it is possible that I just dont click much on those sorts of threads.

Shenanagins · 22/10/2013 20:14

I too am clearly missing those threads. Must try harder!

bubalou · 22/10/2013 20:25

Agreed - unless it's talking about how women are subjugated by men - blah blah all men are evil.WineShock

ColderThanAWitchsTitty · 22/10/2013 20:28

Biscuit[bscuit]
) . (
( / )

Have I done it?!

ColderThanAWitchsTitty · 22/10/2013 20:29

naughty biscuit fail

ColderThanAWitchsTitty · 22/10/2013 20:31

BiscuitBiscuit
) . (
( / )

ghostonthecanvas · 22/10/2013 20:43

Grin you need a Halloween hat on that then you could use it as your avatar!

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bubalou · 22/10/2013 21:10

Just read the DM article about MN and read the comments people have posted underneath. Apparently someone called DJG from Birmingham thinks this -

"Everyone knows mums net is full of full of rude, bullying, full of their own self-importance women, who all think they have the messiah as their child, who they've named Tarquin and think they know better than any other mother out there. The reality is that they're probably sexually frustrated housewives, that do nothing but get drunk all day".

I didn't know this!?!

Anyway gotta go - Tarquin needs a story before bed Wink