I have been MNing for 2 hours. There is not enough sex on here

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So I am going to have to get on with my housework. I am shocked that a newspaper would mislead me and waste my time.

you could start your own outrageous thread ghost?

I've done the housework and am now on mn and having a cup of tea. Have run out of things to read. Tsk.

I got so excited, I fell asleep.

Wait until Friday.

I'm away Friday, this will not do.

That keep you?

Mrs TP I am looking at your biscuits and I am seeing boobs. Maybe the sex references are more subtle than the paper led me to believe. I am exhausted from 20mins of getting the kids to do the housework

I've just told the ironing to fuck off. Does that count?

Whats happening on friday? Is it outrageous sex thread friday?

Bollocks to it, I'm going to start one

I know OP, I saw that article and got straight one here to get the goss but nothing

Luis I think someone should start one. If only to give some credibility to the article. I cannot for the life of me think of something believable that won't get me into trouble
Wearing I am hoping that TheHouseCleaners ironing did, in fact, fuck off cos I would like mine to do the same. That would be worth a newspaper column!

Is it cos Friday is bum sex day?

Sneak over to the "cocking the spag Bol" thread!

I just lurked in the anal sex thread. Was it started by a daily fail employee? Fridays got mentioned a lot!
Wolfie I am going in..........

I hope you mean the spag Bol thread and not the bumsex. It's not Friday you know!

I cant find it though I found one that started 'bit of a bumwhacker day.' Again turns out to be hygiene/tidiness related. Ffffft

That was one of the things that surprised me when I first lurked on MN. That sex was hardly mentioned at all. Though it is possible that I just dont click much on those sorts of threads.

I too am clearly missing those threads. Must try harder!

Agreed - unless it's talking about how women are subjugated by men - blah blah all men are evil.

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Have I done it?!

naughty biscuit fail

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you need a Halloween hat on that then you could use it as your avatar!

Just read the DM article about MN and read the comments people have posted underneath. Apparently someone called DJG from Birmingham thinks this -

"Everyone knows mums net is full of full of rude, bullying, full of their own self-importance women, who all think they have the messiah as their child, who they've named Tarquin and think they know better than any other mother out there. The reality is that they're probably sexually frustrated housewives, that do nothing but get drunk all day".

I didn't know this!?!

Anyway gotta go - Tarquin needs a story before bed