To dump netmums and come here?

[wherestherum]

Hi waves

Title says it all really. I know some of my friends come here, but I like the hugs I get at Netmums

CakeBotherer i am more than happy with childish if it's entertaining

NMs stopped being entertaining ages ago, it seems to be all about who can get the last word in a swear free slagging match now. you lot seem much more fun

i actually just came here for a nosey at how nasty you all are and ended up staying

Oh, and where else would you learn the often very apt expression
Fuck off to the far side of fuck and then fuck off some more.

I haven't seen it in a while, though.

Toggy were you the one posting by mumsnet mind waves?

I did have the voddie but not the rum - to much barcadi and coke

On holiday put me off for LIFE!!!!!

Tequila is my joy!

Yup. T'was I.

Hello lovely

Hello all Netmums defectors

I just been to have a nosy. Got as far as Baby and child modelling forum. Ran out screaming.

Hello......I'm new
Netmums banned 4 of us in one foul swoop the other day. Apparently we are not netmums kind of people. Do you think I maybe mumsnet kind of people?

Well first I stuck up for a poster who put up a thread about accidently running over a cat. She felt really bad but they just kept having a go at her telling her she should of picked up the mangled bloody dead cat and put it in the boot of her car then drive around looking for the owners. So I started a thread called Puss in Boot to cheer up the original OP. Loads joined in and we had a laugh but got deleted. In total we started up 6 threads in two days and all got deleted. We were mostly talking about sex not greggs/fruitshoots or benefits so maybe that's why. In the end the mods were stalking our posts and deleting us straight away. In the end I posted a massive FUCK YOU mods post and they banned me for 3 months. Then the others all went round and trolled other threads in protest at my ban and got banned too!!

I found you!!!!! So happy to be somewhere I can be myself again!

Hi Sarah!!! We can swear and everything on here and theres no fucking *!!!!!!

welcome to the dark side...
they have chocolate & wine.
but they only share if
a) your funny
b) your opinionated
c) your not a dick about either of the above

Yep I'm all those things!!!
I like dick but I'm not a dick

Woo hoo!!!' Yes I can't believe the childishness of the mods! Although I only got a final warning lol can't believe they didn't like our fisting and rimming conversations. After you got blocked I think we made it to 8/9 threads blocked instantly! Lol

I think it was the 101 things to do with Nutella that sent the mods over the edge to be honest!!

Now I have never visited netmuns but now feel I have to go and have a look. Will be back soon....

Ha ha the Nutella! Or was it where to store it? Made they googled goatse too!? Tbh I think it was the fact I said I have my kids a sausage roll for lunch

The page where people display their cake decorating skills had me howling.
There's so much material for Cake Wrecks in there. (and some good obviously professionally done but passed of as homemade) ones too.

crazynanna or anyone else,

please explain the shopping list thing to me!

What shopping list???
Netmums was the first parents forum I have ever joined and they said so many negative things about mumsnet I was to scared to even come and have a look!! After looking through some of the different threads I feel daft for believing netmums as this seems great to me and not horrible or scary.