Bondage classes in the Trumpeting village hall- is this unreasonable?

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would you sign up?

what? Really?

I read that as TRUMPTON village hall as in the telly programme of my childhood, I thought ay up kids tv is getting a bit racey

too answer your question EWWWWW NO

I read it as a Trumping village hall and i thought what a strange village hall

The thing with bondage is that it is very easy to get it horribly wrong and do someone an injury. Tying people up can so easily cut off the circulation, and then there's rope burns/abrasions/grazing etc, and then there's being able to get them free again, either bit by bit safely, or in an emergency very quickly (without hurting them with the knife or scissors) and so on.
It sounds daft when you've never really given it much thought, but it's like anything else - it really needs to be done properly, with safety considerations paramount and precautions in place in case of emergency.

but the village hall though tis all that bloody books fault

if you were a guider of old then you remember which knots to use

I hope it's immediately after one of those old lady tea dances, and Margot and Roy sheepishly stay behind clutching a suspicious looking bag while all the other oldies leave with a face in their direction.

Which hall is this??

och the old ladies will be in there after their tea dance

*Which hall is this??
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I just googled it as I am not sure where it is and this thread is the first to appear

it's here! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287

If people are interested in this, it's better they are actually taught how to play safely.

They can come and book our village hall if they like.

PomBear are you talking from experience?

I've never read 50 shades of.... but if its enough to get the gentle ladies of said village going then maybe I should look for a copy

hmmm, im sensing a business opportunity..........trouble is though, i can never undo knots!

Good idea. People need to learn how to do it safely. I always wear a hi-viz jacket with all my usual PVC, and put cones around anybody being whipped.

oooh this has given me a reight good laugh on a fuckin miserable wednesday. sounds like a tom sharpe novel only funny

Bondage fear? Do they think that people are going to finish the workshop and run round the village randomly tying people up and spanking them?

Lol at high viz vest and cones

Are you sure it isn't Bandage Classes? innocent face

That roof looks like it's got some decent joists holding it up, would have been perfect for rigging some pulleys to demonstrate how to suspend someone safely.

Will have to speak to friends about this, they live in Trumpington!