to ask about your food perversions?

[BeKindToYourKnees]

I LOVE sniiffing Colman's Horseradish Sauce, it makes my brain tingle.

I also get a thrill from slicing ripe avocados, the way that the knife slips through the flesh is enormously satisfying.

Am I the only one who doesn't get off on a bar of Dairy Milk?

Sainsburys moussaka with pringles to scrap off the thick cheesy bit

Mayonnaise with everything

Supernoodles with ham and a huge slab of strong cheddar grated in

Nutella wraps

Cheese & pickle sandwiches on White sliced dunked into a beef & tomato pot noodle

Also leftover spaghetti bolognaise the next day served on a thick White sliced sandwich heavily buttered

I write biro messages on DD's bananas in her lunchbox for school. Have done since she was in reception. Now she"s in year 2 and writes messages on my bananas for work

My favourite sarnie is strong cheese, raw onion and vinegar but this is a rare treat when DH is ever away!

And cheesy mash with onion and brown sauce. Yummmm

Pie or pastie sandwiches are called 'slappies' near me - I'm not from the area and was baffled hearing people ask for them in Greggs. The meat and potato pastie on sliced white with thick butter is, apparently, delicious.

I like golden savoury rice sandwiches, on sliced white with loads of butter, and half a jar of picked onions. I sip vinegar from the jar when no one is looking. I also like raw sliced onion dipped in mayo.

Slappies, love it.

Or wasabi. Better than sinutab that stuff.

I used to eat ready salted crisps and brown sauce sandwiches but when I was pregnant with dd2 I took an aversion to it and I have tried over the years but now it makes me heave

I get a really satisfying feeling on that advert when the wooden red rattle(?) and then the green torch are sliced up and become pepper and courgette, I can't describe why at all but it's just lovely!

Eating almond butter out of the container with a spoon (or my finger!)

put ketchup on EVERYTHING

coffee has to be with coconut milk

I also get really grouchy when I'm hungry-himself says I turn into a 'right little bitch' and if we go for a day out he constantly asks if I'm hungry in case we have to drive far and it happens on the way home lol.I'm like that snickers advert.

Eating raw cake mix with my fingers whilst waiting for the cake to bake. I lick the mixture off the spoon and beater attachment too

Jam sandwiches dipped in beaten egg and fried then dusted with sugar,delish!

McDonald's French fries dipped in chocolate milkshake...tastes like doughnuts

A little bit tricky to create but skips - take one and sprinkle in a little bit of grated cheese and either brown sauce or salad cream (both are equally delicious) and use the sauce to 'glue' another skip on top, making a little egg shaped mouthful of cheesy skip heaven. As the skips melt in your mouth you the cheese and sauce oozes out perfectly. Mmmmm mmmm mmmm

Raw Supa Noodles.

Dill pickles eaten straight from the jar. Nibbling chocolate of jaffa cakes, then eating the jam and sponge separately. Pork pies with brown sauce. Beetroot and salad cream sandwiches. I am a total slag for Sainsbury's salt and vinegar peanuts at the moment. I eat them out of a tub, which I've broken a bar of Dairy Milk into as well. I take Toffifees apart and eat the layers separately as well, toffee last (of course).

Oh yes to wasabi. Till my nose and eyes water.

Rolled up good Italian ham. Out of the packet. Straight in my mouth.

Picking ALL the hairy stringy bits off a peach / nectarine stone.

The chicken 'oysters' off the bottom and (whisper it) the livers from the inside of a roasted bird. I will fight any comers for those.

Fizzyface yes to McDonald's chips dipped in chocolate milkshake!!!

Pickled egg in a bag of ready salted crisps.

Always have chips with a Chinese or curry takeaway (much to Dh's disgust)

Rotisserie chicken, golden veg rice and mayonnaise baguette. Bliss

The Tim Tam trick, which you can do with chocolate penguins if stuck.

Where you bite off a top corner and the diagonally opposite bottom one, dip it in tea or coffee so the bottom corners are submerged and suck the tea through it like a straw. Just once.

Then eat biscuit which will have intact chocolate coating but melted fondant and hot soaked biscuit in middle.

Milk chocolate with cheese and onion crisps.

Although have not tried the Taytos bar which is made of chocolate with bits of crisps as I just know they have the ratios wrong

Mayo, salt & pepper sandwich with plenty of butter.

Bubbly crisps are the best (though my DM likes the folded-over ones better ). Leftover roast chicken sandwiches with peanut butter and lettuce. Bombay Mix with cheese melted over it. Leftover (plain!) spaghetti heated up in milk with a good sprinkling of sugar stirred in. I'm disgusting

Frozen sweetcorn. I think I eat more straight out of the packet than I do cooked.

Also I have a huge addiction to drinking vinegar from the pickled onion jar. DH hates me doing it, he's genuinely worried that it's going to do something horrible to me.

And I'm another one who likes the grill drippings after cooking bacon, although I like to mop them up with a piece of bread and (real) butter. Luckily we don't have bacon that often or I'd be even more overweight

Mmm, tub of Philly with Pringles dipped in, sour cream and onion or bbq flavour, or cheesy breadsticks.

Another salad cream fan here, together with chips and Heinz baked beans ... yummm

Mini pork pies cut in half and smearing one inside half with wholegrain mustard and the other half with French mustard...yummm

Cottage cheese and lime marmalade on ryevita