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to ask about your food perversions?

124 replies

BeKindToYourKnees · 17/09/2013 19:04

I LOVE sniiffing Colman's Horseradish Sauce, it makes my brain tingle.

I also get a thrill from slicing ripe avocados, the way that the knife slips through the flesh is enormously satisfying.

Am I the only one who doesn't get off on a bar of Dairy Milk?

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catgirl1976 · 17/09/2013 20:31

I like these little chocolates, liked cubed after 8's but in a pack like Rolos. I bite the base of, then make my tongue go pointy and lick out the mint cream filling. I like it when my tongue goes in the corners Blush

I also lick the bottom of the grill tray when I have cooked bacon

Calabria · 17/09/2013 20:32

The end piece or heel of a white sliced loaf, toasted and dripping with butter.

Sadly white bread does dreadful things to my digestion and we almost never have butter in the house, so it's a very, very rare treat.

Chopsypie · 17/09/2013 20:34

Bread and dripping. Mmmm

And eating salt and vinegar Pringles/kettle chips until my mouth goes numb then peeling all of the dead skin off my tongue the next day

mlamle · 17/09/2013 20:36

Yes to apple butties! They were what you got when you were poorly when I was little. Though I'm more likely to have apple & strong cheddar butties these days...

mrsjay · 17/09/2013 20:46

when I do bacon and onion for pasta I do a bit extra for me and eat it as it is cooking and burn my tongue off but i do it quietly so the family dont see what im doing

KenDoddsDadsDog · 17/09/2013 20:47

We got apple , cheese and brown bread and butter - made our own sandwiches ! Yum.

Binkyridesagain · 17/09/2013 20:53

Chips and gravy with salad cream.
Butter pie with cheese and salad cream
Salad cream butty.

I have a thing for salad cream.

WilsonFrickett · 17/09/2013 21:00

OMG Peggy a plain heel toasted! I might have to get a plain loaf at the weekend.

Loving all the Scots self-identifying by their types of roll Grin

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BeKindToYourKnees · 17/09/2013 21:14

catgirl Grin at licking the grill tray - you win, hands down

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BeKindToYourKnees · 17/09/2013 21:17

Binky yes to salad cream - are you a child of the 70s? Hot new potatoes tossed in salty butter with salad cream and iceberg lettuce!

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Silverlace · 17/09/2013 21:20

The cheapest white bread sandwich filled with cold roast chicken, bread sauce and stuffing, dipped in salad cream.

Trifle for breakfast the day after a party, Mmmmm.

BaronessTeapot · 17/09/2013 21:22

I went through a phase of eating sliced apple on dark ryvita, sprinkled with vinegar!

I like to mash up chocolate biscuits with cheese & onion crisps.

SaucyJack · 17/09/2013 21:23

I do love a glug of Worcestershire Sauce straight from the bottle. Almost as good as cocaine.

leesam · 17/09/2013 21:23

I love to dissect my food , take off each layer separately ,bliss . My dd and ds have both inherited this habit. Also love a jam sandwich dunked in a cup of tea my hubby thinks its disgusting.

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BeKindToYourKnees · 17/09/2013 21:27

SaucyJack then you'll understand my horseradish sniffing habit Wink

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UserError · 17/09/2013 21:30

Sour cream and chive pringles. Take one, squirt some BBQ sauce on it, take another Pringle and sandwich them together.

Wotsits dipped in salad cream.

KirstyJC · 17/09/2013 21:33

HP Brown sauce sandwiches, with cheap white bread and lots of butter.

Jacket potatoes with butter, leftover roast chicken (turkey will do at a push), grated strong cheddar and lots of HP brown sauce. Get a fork, and mush it all up. Really mush it, until you have a plate of pinky gloop. Yum. I'm not allowed to eat this in the same room as DH as it makes him feel funny.BlushGrin

When having a fry up, it has to including runny fried eggs, tinned tomatoes, and - yup you guessed it - HP brown sauce. Then you have a lovely sloppy mess left over on the plate, which you get a cheap white slice of bread, spread butter on, and mop up the mess. Not allowed to eat that in front of DH either. And then I lick the plate clean.Grin

God I'm hungry now!

singaporefling · 17/09/2013 21:41

freudian we sometimes draw faces on our bananas as the biro goes on so smooothly and it feels lovely

raisah · 17/09/2013 21:41

Fried cheese, the saltier the better so it oozes tangy cheesiness when you bite into it. The best cheeses for this are mature cheddar, cheshire, feta and of course halloumi.

Mazzledazzle · 17/09/2013 21:43

The soft, chewy Malteasers you occasionally get. Though hardly ever nowadays. Damn you quality control!

raisah · 17/09/2013 21:44

Granny smith apples sprinkled with salt & chilli powder. Delicious! The salt & chilli bring out the tanginess of the apples.

Rummikub · 17/09/2013 21:45

Brown sauce sandwiches here too!

Rummikub · 17/09/2013 21:45

Got to be on thin white bread. Making my tongue tingle at the thought!

absentmindeddooooodles · 17/09/2013 21:46

Cheap white bread loads of butter with salami and cucumber. All squished down.

Any sandwich with cheese crisps and black pepper ( of course squished down)

Fresh cold raw mushrooms. That click when you bite into them is bliss.

Hideous amounts of cheese on pasta.

LaGuardia · 17/09/2013 22:11

Brioche dipped in a runny egg.