to think that posters on here must be a load of rich dossers ( not moi) or lazy wasters (possibly moi)

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I mean, who has the time to piddle on , day after day, on a forum. I thought having a family, working, commuting, diy, housework, gardening etc kept most people pretty busy. You lot must either be lazy, minted stay at homes with maids/housekeepers/nannies or slatternly mares with filthy homes, unkempt gardens and wonky fences (like me). Discuss with extreme vigour (might be the only exercise you get today if you've been tiddling around on the intetnet for hours). Gwan, be brutally honest.

The fence isn't wonky (as it doesn't exist) otherwise spot on!

Yep, waiting to move house. As in packed in an almost entirely empty house.

With no job as I scaled it down massively to move house and build a new office.

So yes, bored and er.... fairly lazy

Nope i am neither. I work part time, have a clean house, no help with anything. Mad dog to walk. However my children are older (15 & 21) so don't take up too much of my time. They are busy right now fiddling around on their iphones and watching TV and i am on MN. Dinner is all prepared for later.

hi, ditas maid here, she is to lazy to type a response herself so is dictating this to me, little does she know I am asking you to rescue me, please send help. TIA

Disabled and ill. One of few things I can do most of the time. Though iven half a chance I'm incredibly lazy

Betty, that's two of us. Let's see if any of the Richenda Riches own up. Dare youse.

I'm on maternity my day starts at 6.30am, sort baby out,feed her, feed me, leg it round house picking up shit, throw the hoover round, bang a load in washer, load in dryer- finish by 9.30 am, kick back and reeelaaaaaaax play with dd when awake, spend dp money on shit-- ebay ect....

6pm bath, massage , dd bed by 6.20pm. Cook tea for DP and DD1when they get in from work

7.30 DP rubs my feet 'cos i've been soooooooooooooo busy' grin]

I'm not lazy - I just have different priorities

Sites maid, I'm on my way - got the sat nav ready to hone in on you.

I would actually pick maternity leave over work ANY day, its piss. I'm now one of those SAHM I used to slag off on here....and I fooooking laaaauuve it!

I work v part time, my dh rakes in ££££

I sandwich offspring/ elderly widowed mama, run folk round, lots of waiting with smartphone plus hids insomnia. So lazy nah minted yah.

I am on a ferry at the moment.

But I am generally lazy, tbh.

er, I work fulltime and probably shouldnt be doing this but it is fun and keeps me sane. I do quite a lot of work inbetween as I have been doing my job long enough to be very fast at it and at least i dont take fag breaks like some

Murder, sorry to hear that. Although my thread is lighthearted I realize forums are important for the less physically able. Glad to hear you've got the lazy gene, though.

I get 'my people' to post for me. I am rich and lazy (in my dreams).

I wish I was a rich dosser! As it is I'm on long term sick because of HG and SPD so the only thing I can do is hang about on the interwebs bothering you lot!

I get paid to procrastinate. not

SAHM. At 5:45pm I turn ceebeebies off, wipe down the children, spray on a patented formula of baby juice, kitchen grease and toddler tears, draw on myself with felt tip, stick a Lego down my bra, put my tshirt on inside out and I'm ready to greet DP .

Mogz, you're no botherer - lots of positive thoughts from me, I know how soul destroying prolonged illness is.

I work part time. The rest of my time is spent on here after a frantic house work.
I have clubs in my biscuit tin so I must be minted!.

I work pt. Today is my only day off this week, and I've managed to wash, dry and put away ALL of the laundry, cook three meals, walk the dogs, do two school runs and some shopping, do numerous jigsaws, some work emails and hoover. Plus fart around on here every time I've stopped for a cuppa. DH works shifts so MN gives me somewhere to whinge of an evening when he's out at work.

When I'm rich I'll be far too busy actually pissing around to do so online!

God I wish I was a rich dosser (and if anyone knows one that'll marry me, I'll swap my DP )

Am a SAHM, dd is only 8 weeks old but am trying to get a job, because we can't afford to live on DP's wage will miss my days slobbing doing housework and catching up on MN

Unemployed lazy shitemeister here, however, between my MN'ting, I am applying for jobs, going to interviews, and being spoken to like a piece of shit by our lovely jobcentre staff.

Chin chin

Ooh Mogz There's a HG support thread if you haven't seen it!

uri your DP's sexual fantasies are not our concern