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Original poster

To think even cock tastes better than flavoured condoms?

56 replies

LaurieFairyCake · 17/09/2013 17:03

I mean no one likes the taste of cock

But artificial cherry, mint or licquorice (as on another thread) is worse right?

OP posts:
FlapJackFlossie · 17/09/2013 17:05

Hmmmmmmm - wouldn't actually know you know Smile

RiotsNotDiets · 17/09/2013 17:05

I can't remember.

Do they do Cake flavour?

MakeHayIsAWhaleNow · 17/09/2013 17:06

As the originator of the comment that presumably started this i would whole-heartedly agree! Grin

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 17/09/2013 17:06

No idea. I dont even know what one looks like never mind tastes like

StupidMistakes · 17/09/2013 17:11

As a perfect little angel I woildnt know lol.

HeySoulSister · 17/09/2013 17:13

There's a link somewhere on my Facebook to cannabis condoms

MakeHayIsAWhaleNow · 17/09/2013 17:13

I never actually used the liquorice condom I hid it in my housemate's room or any others! Never dared try again....

HeySoulSister · 17/09/2013 17:14

sp you sure??

chirpchirp · 17/09/2013 17:16

I used to work in a tourist tat shop that sold whisks flavoured condoms. Blurrrgh!

squoosh · 17/09/2013 17:17

Flavoured condoms are so 2002.

Mint with a topnote of knob.

Timeforabiscuit · 17/09/2013 17:17

Well hotdogs seem to sell well enough so someone out there likes the flavour Smile

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 17/09/2013 17:18

Hey Whata that supposed to mean? Grin I am sure

RiffyWammal · 17/09/2013 17:30

Um. I like the taste of cock.

Souredstones · 17/09/2013 17:31

Lets put it this way...I've never felt the need to use a flavoured condom

wonderingsoul · 17/09/2013 17:31

eek your not wrong.

popping candy on the other hand Wink

Gossipmonster · 17/09/2013 17:33

We encourage the young people we work with (in a sexual health centre) to use them for oral sex and stops the spread of STI's.

Blueberry and chocolate flavours are very popular as us the Blueberry lube :)

Souredstones · 17/09/2013 17:33

Surely popping candy is like letting bullet ants at his knob?

Gossipmonster · 17/09/2013 17:33

Doh typos sorry - Blush

TheRunawayTrain · 17/09/2013 17:34

I like chocolate ones Hmm

But that was a while ago so I think I've forgotten most of it Hmm

squoosh · 17/09/2013 17:36

I read that as Burberry lube, thought 'tartan lube, wonder how that works!'.

GwendolineMaryLacey · 17/09/2013 17:36

I used to work in a tourist tat shop that sold whisks flavoured condoms. Blurrrgh!

chirpchirp was that meant to be whiskey or Wiskas? :o

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/09/2013 17:36

Malcolm's cock tastes of jellybabies and he staffs ambrosia custard, so I have no problems.

Gossipmonster · 17/09/2013 17:37

Also - slightly crude - but I'm guessing any flavour of condom would taste better than teenage cock.

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ThisTimeItsPersonal · 17/09/2013 17:39

Clearly nobody has had cola flavoured condoms! yum

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/09/2013 17:39

Oh well it's been a while since I've tasted a teenager's cock thank goodness. I don't remember it being horrid like coriander or anything...