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Original poster

To think even cock tastes better than flavoured condoms?

56 replies

LaurieFairyCake · 17/09/2013 17:03

I mean no one likes the taste of cock

But artificial cherry, mint or licquorice (as on another thread) is worse right?

OP posts:
TheCatIsUpTheDuff · 17/09/2013 17:42

Nothing wrong with the taste of a nice clean cock!

Souredstones · 17/09/2013 17:42

Ew now that would be grim. A coriander flavoured cock.

MrsBennetsEldest · 17/09/2013 17:42

If willy wonka could do flavoured condoms I bet we would all be more interested.... Roast Beef Dinner or sponge and custard anyone? :)

Weegiemum · 17/09/2013 17:43

If someone comes up with gin flavour I'm in!

Gossipmonster · 17/09/2013 17:43

I remember them being slightly smeggy Blush

Weegiemum · 17/09/2013 17:45

It's the plastic/rubber topnote I don't like.

PlentyOfPubeGardens · 17/09/2013 17:45

YANBU

Souredstones · 17/09/2013 17:47

You could start a cafe

Cock with a hint of smegma
Cock with a nice fruity bouquet with a touch of rubber as a soft after note
Cock. Served clean and served to you in an upright manner.

lurkinglorna · 17/09/2013 17:51

SEX SHOULD ONLY BE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION, WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, FOR THE PURPOSES OF PROCREATION WITHIN MARRIAGE.

Owllady · 17/09/2013 17:51

but a well washed cock tastes of nothing? Confused
what would I know though, i am an owl not a hen

NeedlesCuties · 17/09/2013 17:52

It's the feel of the condom that makes me ill. Urgh!

All that rubber in my mouth. Not good. Not at all.

squoosh · 17/09/2013 17:53

lurkinglorna you are clearly a wanton harlot as your forgot to specify 'BENEATH A CRUCIFIX'!

mignonette · 17/09/2013 17:54

That's where you are wrong. Plenty do like their men and the taste of them.

Gossipmonster · 17/09/2013 17:55

Nowt wrong with a freshly washed cock :)

squoosh · 17/09/2013 17:56

Cocks Rock!

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/09/2013 17:56

You know that thread speculating about the size of various slebs' knobs? I can see a quite diverting spin-off thread coming on... Grin

SassySpice · 17/09/2013 17:56

Me too Riffy

Jbck · 17/09/2013 17:57

YANBU

wonderingsoul · 17/09/2013 18:59

vodka dick is nice...
though you could replace vodka with what ever your drinking.

MakeHayIsAWhaleNow · 17/09/2013 19:52

Flavoured condoms are so 2002.

I think The Liquorice Condom was purchased in 1997/8 - first year uni. Haven't seen a machine for donkeys years!

I remember there being a lager and lime one, too (there were about 20 flavours!).

TessTackle · 17/09/2013 19:53

I'd take cock flavour over the burning that comes with latex

catgirl1976 · 17/09/2013 19:55

I remember curry flavoured ones at uni

I couldn't tell you what they tasted like though. I think cock would taste nicer than rubber-curry-n-cock

StickEmUp · 17/09/2013 19:57

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SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 17/09/2013 20:29

TessTackle Grin I know what you mean. Latex doesn't like me either.

Sallyingforth · 17/09/2013 20:30

Another vote here for natural cock flavour. And I'm told that I taste rather good too :)