to not understand why it's funny to slag off peoples home on rightmove?

[DjangoTheDisSilent]

I don't get it.

Everyone has different tastes. Some would love my house, some would loathe it.

I would be quite upset to know that a large group of women in an internet forum were openly slagging off my house and getting vast enjoyment from it.

Aibu and have no sense of humour?

After looking at the sex bear thread, I think it reeks of jealously. Not funny at all, just immature and childish.

I think its a funny thing to have and im quite sure im not at feeling any jealousy

I agree. I think many of you secretly harbour a huge desire to own a large stuffed dead animal you can put in your windows. Now I couldn't find any bears, but how about a nice badger: badger

No?

What about this? It's nearly Halloween

You could mount this on your door: Ferret

So, though there are no bears, you don't need to be jealous anymore, people, for you too can have a dead household animal of your very own.

If we had that bear in our house he'd become somewhere else to chuck coats, hoodies, school bags etc. on.

I found the LOVE KISS SEX signs in the bedroom a bit intimidating, like they were an instruction and there'd be a test later.

Perhaps you need ones that say "Up to you" "Anything goes" "We can just talk"

Or DON'T HOG DUVET
STOP FUCKING SNORING
BLACK NO SUGAR

Haha!!

why is this not in Classics yet?

Or you could have a wax replica of a mounted George Osborne holding his shotgun in your window, Viking which might deter badgers?

I want a sexbear so I can position it right at the front window and scare the shit out of anyone who walks past. Can you imagine wandering along and nosying in someone's window and seeing THAT looking back?

Smiley fail!

Ooh there's a link to the Thrust Badger I could have one of those in the porch, peering out, petrified of those waiting to kill him.
Sex bear could stand behind him, protectively.

Arf @ reeks of jealousy

Jealous of what, no taste?

Jealous as we dont possess taxidermy.duh obviously!
I would have to have a badger...with jazz hands.