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Original poster

to ask you to share, inappropriate things that people have messaged you?

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Ezio · 07/09/2013 16:16

I ask because i rather amusingly have just received a message on MN, asking if i need help with my 4 year no sex spell.

This is because i was on a thread in July talking about others dry spells, and then that pops up in my inbox.

So amuse me more for your tales of Hmm

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FrenchRuby · 07/09/2013 16:31

I have had a minor celebrity who was on a soap try and come onto me over Facebook, it was very amusing!

SoftKittyWarmKitty · 07/09/2013 16:37

I've had some inappropriate messages on POF. Nothing on here though and unfortunately no z-list celebs chatting me up on FB. Gutted.

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Ezio · 07/09/2013 16:54

Ruby, im curious, who was it.

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FrenchRuby · 07/09/2013 16:58

He was on Eastenders years ago... he might have owned a dog. That's all I'm saying :p

squoosh · 07/09/2013 17:00

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Does it rhyme with Gean Daffney?

FrenchRuby · 07/09/2013 17:01

It might do.

FrenchRuby · 07/09/2013 17:01

:o

squoosh · 07/09/2013 17:02

How could any woman resist!!

Shock Grin
FrenchRuby · 07/09/2013 17:03

I know, I nearly asked my DH for a divorce there and then...

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Ezio · 07/09/2013 17:04

Oh seriously, ewwwwwwwwww.

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BigBrassBand · 07/09/2013 17:05

Haha eww FrenchRuby!

I sold a leather dress on Ebay once and had a message asking if I was a Dom. Person claimed to be a Sub. Not a very well behaved Sub, approaching people unsolicited! realises that sounds quite dom-like

MotherOfDragon · 07/09/2013 17:11

That eastenders star is a sort - he tried it with me too!

EasyMark · 07/09/2013 17:15

I had some man pm me on here with his cock photo so I sent mine back Wink

FrenchRuby · 07/09/2013 17:18

motherofdragon aw I thought I was special Sad

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Ezio · 07/09/2013 18:31

Werent there a kiss and tell about that.

Was it either of you 2?

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MotherOfDragon · 07/09/2013 18:35

It wasn't me! I have some standards ya know! Wink

He tried to seduce me in a bar in Essex. Sadly he couldn't thaw the ice queen!

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Ezio · 07/09/2013 18:55

Gotta love Essex aint ya.

Where in Essex?

It has gotta either be, Basildon, Romford, Southend or Brentwood.

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MotherOfDragon · 07/09/2013 19:10

Chelmsford!

NeoMaxiZoomDweebie · 07/09/2013 19:11

I was asked to discuss rompers by someone on here....in a PM!

BOF · 07/09/2013 19:16

Have you reported it, Ezio? (love that band btw Smile)

IAmMiranda · 07/09/2013 19:36

I gave a guy my phone number many moons ago and he proceeded to text me the next morning about his erect penis and it's relation to myself in graphic detail.

[shudder]

JerseySpud · 07/09/2013 19:49

Dean Gaffney dated my cousin for a bit.

He was as ugly in real life as he was on screen.

And extreme up himself.

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Ezio · 07/09/2013 19:52

Bugger, i was gonna say Chelmsford, no i havent yet BOF.

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Souredstones · 07/09/2013 19:52

I've just been sick in my mouth at the thought if dean gaffney coming onto me

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Ezio · 07/09/2013 19:53

He always did come across as a grabby twat.

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