everythink

[cantthinkofagoodone]

This is not a word.

Dunno.

Incha

Doncha

Love love LOVE Eastenders

Bockle

Hospikal

Pacifically

dunno mwat? eh? uhh? ive been listening to that lot for 6 weeks my daughters friends die their hair instead of dyeing their hair one girl even had sheets put in (im assuming streaks) another had her bits filled in (apparently her roots needed doing) corse work instead of course work finkin fukin travla (all in one sentence the girl is talented) convo wid mudda honestly i only looked on my daughters facebook and im proofreading the posts (lucky her friends are used to my comment its dyed your hair not died unless your committing ritual slaughter?(vickys mom)

"I ain't done nothing" - if you haven't done nothing, you must have done something!

"Textses" - the plural of text is texts. Stop!

"More then" - THAN THAN THAN

Everyfin.
My ex's mum says he's instead of his.
My mum says obeast for obese, it drives me crazy.

Pacific. "We can only check the CCTV if we are looking for a pacific person"

Insecure. "The computers were stolen from an insecure building"

Both examples courtesy of my local police force.

As no one has mentioned it yet.....

Hamwidge :o

Ok so...

Summat
Nowt
etc, all fine as they are more accents/dialects

Sumink
Nuffink
everfink (without the Y)

Not fine, not fine at all.

Amblumance as said by my very intelligent (ex) friend because the guy she fancied thought it was cute, about as far from fine as you can get. Mainly because he was my BF who dumped me for her. She then did the same trick on his brother, oh how I laughed :o

'For all intensive purposes'

EW!

Nukular
Burglear
Libe-erry
Feith (as in "the feith stole my purse")
Aks instead of ask

Fieth?

Yep, Fieth, sorry!

"We don't need no education"

Yes you fucking do, that is a double negative & therefore a positive.

"Ambliance"

"Hostipal"

"Burglarize"

"Hospitalize" (although this is an Americanism which I can accept fills a need)

YY to "Arks" instead of "Ask"

I corrected my Class 4 (year 3) teacher for putting a k at the end of -ing words.
Horrible little brat, wasn't I?