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Attic.

Housesitting for dp work colleagues next week.
Collegue has said to dp 'definately don't go in the attic it will change your opinion of me' and dp relayed this to me.
[hmmm]

The only Thing I want now is to see in that attic.

AIBU and a nosey bitch or is she asking for snoops by declaring it out of bounds?

Dorothyb

I thought the sound effect was most useful in the circumstances.

The op still hasn't come back though has she !

Tied to a radiator and in a gimp mask?

Or a host of vampires who have kept her as a sort of blood cow to be "milked " at regular basis

Or a zombie !!!!!!

Come on op I need to know!

Its a trap! (in an Admiral Akbar voice!)

I would not look anyway, none of my business what they keep there.

but definitely not if I'm requested not to! and I'd be a bit suspicious that there might be a trap to catch me out.

so don't look.

Zing

It's gone too far now. We should be thinking of mounting a mumsnet rescue mission.

Are you any good fighting zombies

Alpaca I actually laughed at that! Especially as I imagined Sheldon Cooper doing his impression.

It's certainly booby trapped. The OP is currently hanging upside down from the rafters while her DP desperately searches for her. ..

manifest oh I see....

I feel like a zombie most of the time - is that any good?

Alpaca just seen this ITS A TRAP!

OP where are youuuuuu?

Not being a stalker or anything

BUT

The last post by op was yesterday at 10.30 am
Chatting about bum tags/piles.

Oh where is she?

Just stumbled across this thread and now I need to know too!

Verrrrry mysterious.

Maybe the attic doesn't have wifi

squoosh

Oh really who cares? OP probably made the whole thing up!

I'm not happy.
Three days of build up.
Sex dens.
Reptiles.
MI5 style shit.
And to top it all, as if sex den/tortoises, spy stuff isn't exciting enough for me someone puts the idea of a lovely sylvanian family world in my head!
Why not throw a pony in too to make it the single most amazing room ever.
All that build up.....

IT WAS JUST TWATTING MESSY.

Piles of shitty boxes and dust.
I feel so let down I may burgle the house myself.

I got excited about a mess.....I live in a giant mess.
I'm a huge tit and also susceptible to peer pressure.

What? She actually showed you her loft?

fru I actually asked.
I threw politeness aside and went in with a massively cheeky 'ere what you hidin in that there loft then? ' trying to force the issue.
She didn't give it up easy either, made me work for it.
A combo of victor meldrew I don't believe it and father teds tea lady's oh gwan.

All to look at mess...

A bit disappointing though!

Oh thank goodness you are safe and alive!

(Runs and gives big hugs)

Now if you ever ever go missing that like that again I will give you the biggest telling off ever.

We were so worried
I nearly had to report to mnet head quarters.
I was searching for ages all over mumsnet.

Big hug again

( looks away to sniff back tears of relief)

So what type of mess?

Big boxes that need opening in peace and quiet whilst she is away.

Or just bric a brac

Useless OP!! Delete your last two comments and at least MAKE SOMETHING INTERESTING UP! There's been people interested in this for days. Don't let them down now!

Mani I want to cry too.
The potential of a forbidden attic was legion.
Fru You can't keep that kind of dissapointment of your face.
She honestly looked puzzled and asked me if I expected it to be bigger.
AND they have an aga.

Who the jeff has a tidy loft anyway?!