To hate anything other than the term "fart"

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I know it's a bit uncouth to hear small children yelling "someone's farted" but the phrases pump, pop, trump, parp and fluff really make me cringe!

Let off wind is probably the only other phrase that doesn't make my teeth itch!

What do your children call it?

We talk about nothing but farts in my house

I have 3 boys and the 2 eldest (4 and 7) insist on telling me everytime they've either done one or need to do one

But what else can I expect from boys really? Haha

'Pumped' to me means fucked/shagged/lay down in a bed of roses and made sweet love to.

(I'm trying to appeal to all sensibilities here)

We call it a windy bum. My 2 year old says my windy bum again mummy and laughs

I quite like 'fluff' because I was brought up with it, along with 'tuppy'.

My dad used to tell us off for saying 'fart' when we were younger. Apparently, it's a swear word. Same with 'crap'. So, for me, children saying 'fart' initally makes me .
I only ever use that word now, so do DCs. and dad still tells me/them off for it!

We say fart. My grandma goes pale if the dcs say it. She also doesn't allow stink, snot, rubbish, hell. We said "popped off" when we were kids.

I hate them all, including 'fart', but worst of the lot IME is 'pump'. Makes me squirm with embarrassment. I find it embarrassing in non-fart contexts too ? a pair of pumps, or that song that goes 'can you hear us/pumping on your stereo'.

I must be a bit odd, a like the word fart

There is no ambiguity, you all know what's happened and you can all have a good chuckle!

If anyone said they'd trumped in this house, the dses would not have a clue what they were on about!

I am terribly immature though and still laugh at farts

always a fart in our house. DH tried to make me call it poop when DS1 was little ie 'have you pooped' but I was having none of it. Twee nonsense

Pooped means shat as far as I'm concerned anyway.

Poom poom... that's my favourite. Would you like to come to a party, Poom Poom?

Ds woke up this morning and told me that he'd just burped from his bottom. No idea where that phrase came from, probably the childminder!

'fluff' ??

My mum always called it 'boop' when i was a kid. ie Someones booped.

We have 'let one off' or 'farted' in this house.

Only recently learned what 'following through' means.

Have a toddler and its referred to as " a rudie" which I think is sort of cute

I'm with you, definately farters here, although DP refers to "dropping ones guts" which I hate, and MIL would prefer "tump" which is grim too!

It's fart in this house too

If we are being silly its called air biscuits
Ie. I'm making air biscuits get them while their hot (yes we can be disgusting)

My daughter used to tell us to take deep breaths to make it go away quicker haha

You're going to love me then...DH and I both loved Roald Dahl and the BFG as children, so it's a whizpop in our house!

We say farts, but DS1 and DD1 both learnt to call it an 'oopsie' from nursery

My parents said 'pluff', which mortified me as a child. Don't really understand why 'fart' is considered offensive.

It makes you wonder why some words are considered OK and some aren't.

Dd came out with "oh! my bum popped!" when she was 3, and it's just stuck with us (the phrase, not the flatulence).

We say squoosh in our house.

At least we do from now on.

HOW RUDE!!!!

I am a fan of trump myself

I meant it to be!

We used to say trump as kids. Now I mostly say fart but I have no problem with other words for it. I find them quite funny.

Ooh, missuss, I've got a storm brewing in the Lower Windypops.

Well I'm proud that my name will be born by stinky farts all over the land. I knew I'd be famous one day!