To think 90% of the posts on here are crap

[MrUFO]

That are made up just to get some sort of attention. "To the thick heads" this post is not for attention it's to debate the need to post fake crap for attention.

well you have an odd hobby then - collecting old man cocks and middle aged bodies - and trying to get men onto a public open forum - it's not like anyone is stopping them

You should see my other hobby lamby

sorry, missed the bit about dyslexia OP

La Tristesse Durera was both the only decent song on the otherwise disappointing Gold Against The Soul and the final words of Vincent van Gogh.

That phrase can also apply to this thread.

Men do come here sometimes the come from a universe far far away.

Why did you stub your foot?

Roses In The Hospital wasn't bad and I have a soft spot for From Despair To Where? in fact I rather like that album

There are only about 30 male contributors to mumsnet, so it wont take very long. And a lot of them dont seem to be on here as much as they used to be.

I can probably find a thread about 3 months ago, where virtually all of them were, if that helps?

You stub your toe,not your foot.

yellow

how do you know? Is there some central register?

Well I'm here to stay to the disgust of the punctuation and grammar police :)

Jamie. I notice, and watch what they say.
If they say "my wife" for example!

Jamie, I dont often see you about. I sometimes think you are a man? Not sure.

The male posters usually like it known that they are male.

yellow

I am sooo disappointed. I'm on here an unhealthy amount

I am not a man, but I think it makes it interesting if someone were to assume I was

Sorry, sorry!
It is the "Jamie" that always throws me.
Like the Nicholas, and nick, I always have to think twice or three times

gordy, Roses In The Hospital is just Sound And Vision with the words changed. I'll let you have From Despair To Where, it isn't that bad.

The buccaneers ate manatees?

I thought the word crap came about because of a Mr Thomas Crapper. Have I been mis-led?

Sadly there is a lot of mis-information about the origins of the word crap. :( The truth is that it was invented by an old trout who tried to give an old carp a bad name. All very tragic. :(

Othehugemanatee.

Was it definitely a trout Vermicious?

I'm fairly sure it was a trout. Or maybe a tourt. Something of that ilk.

How can you tell a male poster from a female poster? Do men type deeper?

Tuon
May I just say, you are one of my absolute favourite characters (may you live forever)

Your eyes need not be lowered Ehric