To think 90% of the posts on here are crap

[MrUFO]

That are made up just to get some sort of attention. "To the thick heads" this post is not for attention it's to debate the need to post fake crap for attention.

[HoneyDragon]

I keep ending up on the occasional mens list Tiggy.

How do I type? Tenor? Soprano? Baritone?

Then we'll know.

[PhallicGiraffe]

Most of the posts on here aren't in fact a genuine AIBU, but more of a whine and moan about something that is so obviously not unreasonable. It's only very rarely you get a interesting and genuine AIBU.

[TiggyD]

I'm not even human. I'm a computer program developed by GloboHyper corp that websites run on their forums to provide interesting posts.

You do post a bit butch Honey INHO BTW FWIF HTH.

[Quackster]

Tuon and TeamEdward ! Amazing!

But did you know ?

The Prince Philip Movement is a religious sect followed by the Yaohnanen tribe on the southern island of Tanna in Vanuatu.

The Yaohnanen believe that Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, the consort to Queen Elizabeth II, is a divine being; the pale-skinned son of a mountain spirit and brother of John Frum. According to ancient tales, the son travelled over the seas to a distant land, married a powerful lady and would in time return. The villagers had observed the respect accorded to Queen Elizabeth II by colonial officials and concluded that her husband, Prince Philip, must be the son from their legends.

When the cult formed is unclear, but it is likely that it was sometime in the 1950s or 1960s. Its beliefs were strengthened by the royal couple's official visit to Vanuatu in 1974, when a few villagers had the opportunity to observe the Prince from afar. At the time, the Prince was not aware of the cult, but the matter was eventually brought to his attention by John Champion, the British Resident Commissioner in Vanuatu, between 1975 and 1978.

The Resident Commissioner suggested that the Prince send them a portrait of himself. A signed official photograph was duly dispatched. The villagers responded by sending a traditional pig-killing club called a nal-nal. As requested, the Prince in return sent them a photograph of himself posing with the weapon. Another photograph was sent in 2000. All three photographs were kept by Chief Jack Naiva, who died in 2009.

[DarceyBissell]

Somebody back there spelled faeces wrong. I am a senior officer in the grammar Nazi party and have the flame marks to prove it. Sadly the bad grammarians aren't making it up - they don't know any better.

[daisychain01]

Question: Why are pirates called pirates?
Answer: Because they AAAAAAAAAARRE !! Me 'arties!!

Ahem, MrUFO, I wish it to be known on this 'ere thread, that my thread about Tian Tian having a baby very soon (maybe even Twins, fancy that!) is not craaaaap or attention-seeking, it's good wholesome stuff.

Dont forget, we are in the official "silly season" at the moment so people are entitled to a bit of "junk threads" before we all have to go back to school / work in the next few days!

[bookforgoddaughter]

I'm a man. Mainly a lurker, though. I only really post when drunk. Usually disagree with myself the next day.

[TooTabooToBoo]

i Like, cheese

[Shaky]

me Too, Taboo

[TooTabooToBoo]

i don't like Primula squeezy cheese though

[Shaky]

Ooh I haven't had that for years. I used to like the one with ham, spread on ritz crackers

[TooTabooToBoo]

No. You are wrong. Primula squeezy cheese is just hideous.

Now, where've you been hiding lately? (Or are you the other, non Puddle Shaky?)

[TooTabooToBoo]

Oh and where do you stand on Lemon Curd?

bored teenagers go to bed very early these days don't they

[Shaky]

I am the Puddle Shaky

I've been mostly lurking and posting a little bit. How are you doing?

I have some bad memories of soggy lemon curd sandwiches at rainy picnics in the car on bank holidays. However, they were marginally better than the stinky egg sandwiches that we used to feed to the ducks...

I've just realised that was duck abuse

bless the poor, bored teenagers. They will be back in school soon

[UnexpectedStepmum]

What's a manatee?

[Shaky]

Buggered if I know, sorry.

[brightnearly]

Oh, poo...

[brightnearly]

Happiness is a warm manatee.

[slapandpickle]

Something something all hail the daughter of the nine moons something something.

[TooTabooToBoo]

slap, that was beautiful!

Shaky, all good here Ta , quite boring really :) x

[TooTabooToBoo]

A manatee is a sea creature, looks li a bit like a sealion but isn't.

[TiggyD]

A walrus/seal combo.

[TiggyD]

With a touch of hippo.

[TiggyD]

And by that I don't mean the new Cheryl Cole perfume "A Touch Of Hippo".