To think 90% of the posts on here are crap

[MrUFO]

That are made up just to get some sort of attention. "To the thick heads" this post is not for attention it's to debate the need to post fake crap for attention.

Yes im dyslexic with the mind of a 12 year old, body of a 40 year old,
and a willy of an 80 year old

What have you been doing with your willy that it's twice as old as the rest of you? Oh hang on, mind of a twelve year old boy........

I fell asleep in the garden and it just aged

Use sunscreen next time. At least factor 25.

Thanks silver. Where you passive aggressively telling me I had a stray 'and' in there?

Tuon

Can you post an interesting thread next time please.

Talk about your hobbies or work or something.

There is a dadsnet. You might get some dads to post. That would be nice and helpful.
Or you could try and answer a question all ready on there.

Actually that has given me a thought. I dont remember the last time anyone actually posted on dadsnet. Off to have a look.

On reflection, I think you are quite a fun poster. How about joining us properly?

Certainly not Exit.
You can have a Rude Greek Pot if you prefer, with acrobatic satyrs. Not quite what JK had in mind, possibly.
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YANBU

so you're a serial killer then?

I think that in your OP, it would have been more correct to say:

To the "Thick Heads"

not

"To the thick heads"

Blokes forums are useless, this is where all the gobshites are

Blokes'

I have been looking for some good "blokes forums" but havent been able to find any, unless they were specialist. Which is ok up to a point, but not really what I have been looking for. [I am a woman btw].

Not a serial killer gordyslovesheep but i do eat lamb every Sunday

As regards your "90%", I agree with you. But a person only has time for less than 10% anyway, so although some days are "slow" days imo, others are not.

Oh er Silver

When I was a student in Oxford, I used to go to the Asmolean Museum a lot. There was a special room with the special pots in that where you had to ask to see the displays. To avoid anyone having their modesty battered.
There were some very creative and imaginative works of art in there. Oh yes.

Lamb EVERY Sunday? Doesn't that get a bit dull?

This is one of the most informative threads I've ever read on MN :)

I didnt know there was a special room in the Asmolean. Is there a signpost? 'Pervy pots'?

Ashmolean

Sorry

My aim is to get as many males on this part of the forum as possible,
I know 2 anyone else?

why MrUFO?

Why not?