To think 90% of the posts on here are crap

[MrUFO]

That are made up just to get some sort of attention. "To the thick heads" this post is not for attention it's to debate the need to post fake crap for attention.

Teenager. He/she has used the word 'crap' four times. I'm sure at least one should have been a 'bollocks'.

"To the thick heads"*

Beauty is truth
And truth beauty

I just think the fake posts are far more than genuine one's, Everyone likes a bit of banter but when it's most of the threads....

For Exit
aphs.worldnomads.com/vagabonds/29951/greecian_urn.jpg

I think the OP is quite attention seeking even though it states otherwise TBH.

See there you go again with your wanton apostrophes and capitals after commas.

Definitely a teen.

Aww.

MrUFO the truth is out there.

I'm definitely not telling the truth.

Inappropriate apostrophe. My pet hate.

OP are you Harry Styles?

Coo coo cooouu coo.

...and this opening post is clearly and firmly in that 90%...

Seriously - if you think this place is so crap, why bother posting here?

I assume you haven't read any of the supportive and informative threads in Pregnancy and Childbirth, Breast and Formula feeding, relationships, special needs, mental health, general health, bereavement etc etc. you haven't seen the many threads about the Woolly Hugs, which is a mumsnet initiative that has brought comfort to bereaved families and sick children both in the UK and in Africa.

Of course you haven't - why look at anything that might disprove your ignorant views.

pooners its my phone

I have no idea what this thread is about. But then again, this is how I feel about of AIBU.

I hate to break this to you OP, but your phone isn't animated by little goblins.
It's a machine, and you should be checking your script before posting to avoid mistakes.

Maroon

From maroner, abandon, also marron, chestnut

One word, two meanings

Bollox or not bollox, you chose

Have you heard, 4 is the new batman?

Why will the world end if i don''t check

Have we been taking over by the aliens?

Why on earth would you say that OP?

Now if you don't mind, my butler has just served up tea and then I have a date with a mermaid prince and then an evening of polishing my diamond rings.

Overuse of apostrophes will signal the decline of the human race and the zortonions from planet Zurubucu will come and euthanise us all.

Probably.

For you, Friggin'.