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Original poster

To think that the new Aldi ad is so wrong for making light of cannabilism?

189 replies

Ilovemyself · 14/08/2013 22:17

As the title says.

OP posts:
TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 14/08/2013 23:25

These two cannibals sit down for a meal in a local restaurant.

The waiter comes up and says, "I'm afraid all we have left is a missionary from Prague, but you can share him if you want."

"Okay," says one of the cannibals, "We'll split the Czech."

Okay, I'm bad at jokes.

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 14/08/2013 23:25

Worra I read that the wrong way! I was grateful when you made a point of it been taken the wrong way Grin

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:26

Grabs baster

Not sure how you're going to take that either! Grin

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:26

I am watching some crap about Macchu piccu so thanks to you lot for cheering me up amongst the alpacas and pan pipes. I can't find the remote control.

tethersend · 14/08/2013 23:27
LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:27

Haha at grabs baster.

We will have our first live mumsnet conception.

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:27
TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 14/08/2013 23:27

My DD2 told me I was so ugly, I turned cannibals into vegetarians...

Sad
WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:27

Magic Grin

SP it's rude to play with your food before eating it....

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:27

OO EER MISSUS

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:28

STOP DRINKING GETORF

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:29

We will have our first live mumsnet conception

It wouldn't be the first time I've fucked the dinner up....

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:30
Grin

That just made me roar

tethersend · 14/08/2013 23:30
Grin
LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:31

Is this what mumsnet means by naive hams?

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:31

NAICE hams not naive ffs

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 14/08/2013 23:31

Whats grabs baster?! I'm all confused now!

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:32

Hahaha at naive hams anyway.

Fuck me this wine is string.

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:32

Oh SPS you dear innocent young flower you.

Ask your aunty worra, she'll tell you

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:32

STRONG

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 14/08/2013 23:33

Ohhh I read baster as bast-er to rhyme with past-er Blush

I'm not even pissed!

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:33

I am shaking with laughter at fucked the dinner up Grin

AnyFucker · 14/08/2013 23:34

< wearily pours a pint of water and hands over a couple of paracetamol to LeG > Smile

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:34

Oh SP you're such a naive ham...

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:34

Smack my bitch up!

Fuck my tea up!