To think that the new Aldi ad is so wrong for making light of cannabilism?

[Ilovemyself]

As the title says.

I was cannibalised only last week. It's no laughing matter.

Ha! I won

Did you hear about the cannibals that attended a wedding ?

I got bitten by my friend's 2yr old at the weekend

No, g'wan AF?

they toasted the bride and groom < ahem >

terrible, terrible

Aww Gawwd...

Any more?

Cannibals don't eat comedians because...?

If the bride and groom could read that joke

Well...they'd be turning in their gravy.

They taste funny?

They taste funny.

You got it

Why don't they eat bare knuckle boxers?

They taste funny :)

Why oh why? Tell us.

They taste funny??

They're too tough!

worra and tiggy :o

Zombies have been eating humans for years but nobody makes a big fuss.

Dh is humphing as I'm sniggering at cannibal jokes. He thinks if he'd told them to me they wouldn't be funny. nothing to do with his awful delivery

Cannibal child to Mother...

"Mum, I don't like Dad any more"

"Just leave him on the side of your plate dear and eat your veg"

What did the cannibal's wife give him when he came home late?

Hear about the vegetarian cannibal?
He only eats swedes