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To think that the new Aldi ad is so wrong for making light of cannabilism?

189 replies

Ilovemyself · 14/08/2013 22:17

As the title says.

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 14/08/2013 23:12

Yup, LeG. Google is your friend. But I don't recommend looking for the site that teth has just been on Grin

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:12

Well I am pissd obv

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:12

Why did the cannibal want to start a family?

She adored the platter of tiny feet.

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:12

Haha at pissd

AnyFucker · 14/08/2013 23:13

I am stone cold sober

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:13

FFS don't call her 'LeG' on a thread like this AF!! Shock

AnyFucker · 14/08/2013 23:14

Indeed. I like a bit of leg.

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:14

Lololol at leg

BOF · 14/08/2013 23:15

2 guys get stranded on a desert island. Soon they get captured by cannibals and taken to the cannibal leader. 'Seeing as i'm in a good mood today, i won't eat you straight away' he says... 'I'll set you both a challenge, if you can both go out into the depths of the island and bring me back 100 of the same fruit, I might spare your lives'.
So off the 2 guys go. An hour later one guy returns with 100 grapes. 'Now, if you can shove all 100 grapes up your bottom without laughing, I'll spare your life' says the cannibal leader... so the guy starts popping grapes up his arse... on the 99th grape he bursts out laughing. 'Why did you laugh?!' cries the cannibal.. 'You almost made it! Now I'll have to eat you!'
'Well' says the guy 'I couldn't stop thinking about my mate... he's out there collecting 100 pineapples!!!''

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:15

I don't know Tiggy, How many cannibals does it take to change a lightbulb?

runningonwillpower · 14/08/2013 23:15

What's a cannibal's favourite food?

Baked beings.

(sorry did someone beat me to it?)

usualsuspect · 14/08/2013 23:15

Why do cannibals like Jehovahs witnesses?

Free delivery.

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:16

I keep reading 'LeG Carve Orf' Blush

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 14/08/2013 23:16

Two cannibals start to eat heir dinner. One starts at the head and
the other at the feet.

After a while one says to the other, 'How are you doing?'

'Great' says the other 'I'm having a ball!'

'Well then slow down' says the first 'you're eating too fast!'

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:16

usual Grin

MissMarplesBloomers · 14/08/2013 23:17

Love the ad....keep the jokes coming folks.....best thread of the week.

Grin
WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:17

SP Grin

LeGavrOrf · 14/08/2013 23:18

I feel like a Toby carvery

BOF · 14/08/2013 23:18

SP Grin

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:18

Did you hear about the cannibal who ordered a pizza?

He asked for a thin and crusty supreme

And Diana Ross turned up...

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 14/08/2013 23:19

What is left on the plate after a cannibal eats the Son of God?

Jesus Crust.

tethersend · 14/08/2013 23:22

Ah, you guys kill me and eat me

WorraLiberty · 14/08/2013 23:23

I was going to suggest we spit roast you tethers

But that could be taken the wrong way Shock

Maryz · 14/08/2013 23:24

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

tethersend · 14/08/2013 23:25

I'll take it any way, Worra Wink