To think that the new Aldi ad is so wrong for making light of cannabilism?

[Ilovemyself]

As the title says.

G'wan Cote?

The cold shoulder.

My ex once asked me, "Did you see that film Alive? It's about these cannibals on a plane..." Like, what a lucky coincidence that these people were already up for the only dietary products available

It was at that point I realised that the ability to grasp and empathise with the nuances of human behaviour are indeed important to a relationship.

Devora

I would worry about his IQ rather than EQ, tbh.

Grrrrrroan

Devora...These cannibals on a plane

On a more serious note...

I think my neighbour is a cannibal

He said he had a wife and ate kids?

We have a lovely ornamental wooden hockey stick looking type thing (about 5 ft long) and a lovely ornamental wooden fork thing. They are from Fiji and are actually for beating people over the head with, breaking their neck with the little notch on the club then eating their flesh. We brought them home as hand luggage, when taking them through customs and being asked what they were my dad gave the above explanation. Somehow we were not arrested and allowed to take our implements of murder and cannibalism on several planes.
I can only conclude than cannibalism is more acceptable than drinking bottles of water, washing yourself or cutting your nails, considering what I am now not allowed to take on planes.

I can't believe this thread- people make me sick.
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I should really stop eating them.

tethersend

sally

This thread has the makings of a MN Classic. I'm really sad that my laptop is running out of battery

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals having oral sex

I would be no use to anyone. I could probably be used as a toothpick or a starter though.

I haven't seen the ad but I want to now

Haha you twats

Worra how the hell do you know all these cannibal jokes -

Do Aldi also have Chianti on offer?

The cold shoulder!

erk @ the oral sex one

What the hell are fava beans anyway?

They sound like something poor Hayley from school would be forced to eat (she was only allowed carob whilst we all ate mars bars)

And I leave you all with...

Why did the cannibal become a detective?
... So he could grill the suspects.

What the hell are fava beans anyway?

Baked 'beings' on toast?

Cote

It's a shame you have to leave

I'm having a ball

I was about to offer you the other one...

You'd get a nice bit of rump of my arse

Can someone link to the advert or explain it? Never seen it