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to wee in the shower?

261 replies

misterkite · 08/08/2013 23:11

Have NC-d in case this isn't normal. Naice ham, gluezilla, yoni etc.

Do you wee in the shower? I never used to and would have thought it pretty disgusting. But since having DC things aren't as they used to be & now if I need to, I just go.

AIBU?

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CleverlyConcealed · 09/08/2013 21:50

Agree with MrsK; if you've had Noro you'll totally get why you may need to chuck up in the bath. It's grim and then some.

tiggerpigger · 09/08/2013 22:00

I was in a rush though - we were about to open for lunch and my boss would have gone mental if the risotto wasn't ready in time! Blame her not me! You gotta do what you gotta do!

MrsKoala · 09/08/2013 22:15

WHAT! this has to be a wind up - you were AT WORK and you did a shit in a bin in a kitchen which prepares food for the unsuspecting public?!

Chocolatepup · 09/08/2013 22:16

I couldn't piss in the shower even if I wanted to. My bladder is much too polite. did have a shite in a nappy in the spare room once when DH was in the shower and couldn't hear my desperate pleas to get in, so my bowels obviously have different thoughts on the matter.

ZingWidge · 09/08/2013 22:17

usehername

my kids are not good at aiming into the loo in the middle of the night when ill!

after a few misses (including one where my poor boy just puked all over the toilet lid, which was down and being unwell he just didn't think or had time to lift it) and having to clean the entire toilet inside and out including lid, seat, surrounding floor, wall area and nearby radiator I decided the bath was a much preferred option.

sorry if it makes you feel disgusted.
I lost my rose-tinted glasses the day DS1 was born

LentilAsAnything · 09/08/2013 22:24

In Brazil, they promote peeing in the shower: www.sodahead.com/united-states/brazilian-ad-promotes-urinating-in-shower-do-you-pee-in-the-shower/question-540275/.

Bumblebee78 · 09/08/2013 22:25

After having kids, i dont always have a choice to hold it. I always feel a bit wrong doing it, but try to think of it as saving time and the environment by multi tasking, and not using more water on a flush!
Its not like you dont rinse afterwards and just stand ther in your own wee.
Now, weeing in the bath, that would be a different matter! I couldnt lay there in my own wee, would have to call time on the bath!

JodiLeighLeigh · 09/08/2013 22:28

Shower wee is the best kind.

To the people who say the problem is that the shower has wee on it when it needs cleaning...who cleans your toilet? Same thing surely.

I even wee if I'm showering in someone else's house. There isn't an issue considering it's good manners to rinse the shower down after anyway.

Nay sayers - stop being such pee-phobes!

lougle · 09/08/2013 22:39

I've never said this before, but this HAS to be a classic.

squoosh · 09/08/2013 22:43

Weeing in the shower is one of life's little pleasure.

Shitting in the kitchen is Fucked Up.

QuinionsRainbow · 09/08/2013 22:47

Yes! No question.

JodiLeighLeigh · 09/08/2013 22:52

I have to say, I draw the line at shitting anywhere other than a toilet unless I'm camping (not camp site camping obviously).

The risotto could have burned for all I care...shitting in the kitchen bin is the grossest thing I've read here so far!

How would you explain it if anyone walked in??

FloweryOwl · 09/08/2013 23:01

You shit in the kitchen?!
Hahaha .

Yes I pee in the shower sometimes, my bath, shower and sink are in one room and my toilet is in a separate room so it's just easier. My dc2 wees in the bath but he's 6 month old so its okay.

This is going completely off point but my bf when I was 16-18 once asked me to wee on him in a sexual way when he was drunk.

JodiLeighLeigh · 09/08/2013 23:05

From peeing in the shower to golden showers... nice transition there Wink

landrover · 09/08/2013 23:06

Aha, interestingly, we have just had new plumbing put in the house! The toilet waste goes into a sewer, the shower water goes into a soak away!!! Therefore not into the sewer system!!!

TiggyD · 09/08/2013 23:07

Many men wank in their sheds...

FloweryOwl · 09/08/2013 23:15

Hahah it just reminded me because of the whole wee/shower thing. He had a thing for feet as well.

Wonder what became of that guy.

MrsKoala · 09/08/2013 23:36

Tiggy - Have i missed something? Where did wanking in sheds become involved on this thread?

ZingWidge · 09/08/2013 23:38

oh I was going to mention sex in the shower/bath - surely that involves bodily fluids!

and what about when you have your period (not you TiggyDGrin ) or have postnatal bleeding?

I wash my kids off in the shower after a rucksack poo, I shower when they've been sick on me and also rinse sheets and clothes covered in vomit first in the bath/sink before putting in washing machine.

surely I'm not alone to be quite practical like that.
none of these things are a subject for the dinner table, but I do wonder how some people deal with anything at all, if the presence of bodily fluids in a bath, shower or sink shocks them.

softlysoftly · 09/08/2013 23:39

tiggerpigger are you joking?

You did a shit while cooking Rissotto you then sold to customers??

WTF Shock

SinisterBuggyMonth · 09/08/2013 23:43

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BrianTheMole · 09/08/2013 23:49

No way tiggerpigger. i don't believe you.

RevoltingPeasant · 09/08/2013 23:57

Do we now have an MN Risotto Poo Troll???!

ZingWidge · 10/08/2013 00:07

sinister you know when baby/toddler does a massive poo that gets squashed out of nappy all the way up their back?
that's what I call rucksack poo.Grin

SinisterBuggyMonth · 10/08/2013 00:14

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