That wedding in the park thread is weird.
Apparently it's been posted on many, many forums so I wonder if it's shown up here (can't be arsed to google, it's Sunday). Someone quoted a reply that I hope came from here though.
"Troll perhaps?
I 'goggled it' too. Here's my favourite response...
Go, but wear the most elaborate dark midnight purple dress you can find, with a Victorian collar, and powder your face to be totally white, and wear crimson lipstick. Hide inside the covered slide on the playground and wait until all the toasts are done. Then, just as they're getting ready to cut the cake, slide down the slide and emerge, shouting,
A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You did not invite me to your wedding, but never mind; I came anyway. And I bring you a gift.
Before the year is out, you will give birth to a child.
And that child will be a RHINOCEROS!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Then disappear in a puff of smoke. (Or, if you can't, just run off as fast as you can.)"