TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 2

[TidyDancer]

New thread. :)

Oh no tidy you've frenzified me.

Tidy hasn't been whipping anyone into a frenzy, how ridiculous. Actually, if you look at her posts, in isolation, she has simply been giving us the facts over a period of time as things unfolded.

If the rest of us have joined in with ideas and comments, then so be it - it's hardly Tidy's fault.

And, most interestingly, this is the one and only post that Beaker345 has made. Newbie? Namechanger? Or what?

It is all a PLOT. Tidy and beaker are both in the pay of google and get paid per click.

Gluezilla is taking and percentage to pay for her bridal fancies.

I see it all now...god I feel so sullied.... [Grin]

Oh no beast! You have found me out!

I have been starving myself of mn to ensure I cone back and there is an update, come on gluezilla!!!!

The ratio of tidy's posts to our posts is running at 1 to 350,400 at this rate.

Sorry 350/400. In other words we're the ones driving this thread. Think we should get it to another 1000 though.

Every hour from now on that goes by without an update I am going to cut off a toe and post it to myself. That'll teach me for getting invested

MrsKoala

Tidy, weird to think that you can know someone for a long time, but not actually know them, hey.

Anyway, it's 2 in the morning here, so, having fed the baby, I'll just be frenziedly going back to sleep!

MrsKoala Crubeens perhaps?

Oh - the heartbreak of reaching the end and no resolution!

Planking and obtaining popcorn and tin hat

Just checking in to say still no response yet I'm afraid!

Facebook tells me she is away this weekend so it's possible if she is intending to reply that it won't be until tomorrow evening/Monday morning.

Tsk. Doesn't she realise the whole of mumsnet is waiting for her response?

A lot of women (and men) think they know their partners but can turn out they don't really. All relationships are at risk of being built on lies.

I have some really good friends who I cherish. I know they'd do anything for me.

Bridegluezilla just sounds very spoilt and not with it?

FB? Prepare to be defriended after some passive aggressive faff about how marriage helps you realise who your friends are and who are the rocks you can rely on blurb blurb rhubarb rhubarb mutter mutter....

I think that Gluezilla has been here already actually.....

emilialuxembourg Fri 26-Jul-13 19:42:37

Bridezilla's probably thinking that she can do without all this aggro before her wedding and losing patience because she's had to explain this 3 times already.

I would
Unfriend her and deny
Knowledge!

Am feeling unwhipped and unfrenzied :(

Well, i hope you're happy Tidy. There's going to be a lot of people limping round here... S'all i'm sayin' .

I think Bogeyface may be onto something!!!

this thread is bloody amazing

Casually marking my place

I feel like whenever my name is mentioned on MN in the future it'll be said like this:

"Yeah, you know Tidy, the one who 86'd all the toes in the thread with the glue sniffing bride...."

I think you'll find that's actually your eulogy. Sorry about that.