To think that shouting 'don't stare at the skanky garden' and 'it's not as if you have been invited'...

[MammaTJ]

Are going to get your DC invited in to my DC's pool!

It isn't terribly exciting. Just a 10' round one from Argos. Nice to have though!

I welcome all children in it as long as I can have a conversation with their parents!

The last 'conversation' I had with next door was her shouting 'oi,fat cunt' by way if her getting my attention.

I like her DC, my DC are allowed to play with them when out and about but I do not allow them in my garden! I do not allow any children in my garden/pool/under my care that I cannot have a conversation with! AIBU

In the words of Mrs brown just say " that's naice" works well for me! :)

Well 'Can you hear an irritating buzzing noise, I can hear something but I'm sure it's not important' to the person with me worked for me when being approached with the bad speaking skills oi fat cunt