To think that shouting 'don't stare at the skanky garden' and 'it's not as if you have been invited'...

[MammaTJ]

Are going to get your DC invited in to my DC's pool!

It isn't terribly exciting. Just a 10' round one from Argos. Nice to have though!

I welcome all children in it as long as I can have a conversation with their parents!

The last 'conversation' I had with next door was her shouting 'oi,fat cunt' by way if her getting my attention.

I like her DC, my DC are allowed to play with them when out and about but I do not allow them in my garden! I do not allow any children in my garden/pool/under my care that I cannot have a conversation with! AIBU

You have no idea how much I'm laughing at your post @ 11:03:31 OP

Bloody brilliant!

There's me, innnocently worrying about the obesity of my vagina, a little worried about problem, and you are laughing about my predicament! Worra, I thought better of you.

I got told today she is going to buy a bigger and better pool! I was told by one of the DC who came in to play today. Funny!

mammatj I've got the mother of all pools for your good fat cunt self if you are near me. I'm not using it and "that will learn her"

I have a feeling you are a long way from my little corner of Somerset! But cuntish self and my fat cunt would love to otherwise!

Had a lovely time this evening with my DC and a load of others this evening!

I think you need to go surreal on this one - have v random conversations with her - "oi you fat cunt" you reply "I'd love to - I always enjoyed russel grant we must go to seem him, when is he showing? " or similarly random. It may anger her though.

Would it be mean to hope that if she buys a bigger and better pool it either snows every day from now 'til Christmas, or all the local rude kids come and crap in it?

You'd be surprised manma you really would!

I cant believe a grown adult is jealous of a paddling pool.
Ive got two pools.
Lol

Ledkr, are you my NDN?

Limited, one for adults and one for kids?

HAHA no both for kids.Your next door neighbour does sound delighful,im sure you exchange lots of gossip and giggles over your fence.If you need to birriw a cup of sugar....ask for a tab at the shop.

I have laughed so much at this thread that I literally wet myself. The terrible accident in question happened when I read your post at 11:03:31 OP (time courtesy of Worra).

I didn't know about morbidly obese cunts until today. I might even have one myself - well there's no might about it, if truth be told.

I also really didn't know that you could have such bad speaking skills that you would be able to call someone a fat cunt, but in a nice no-offence meant way! I would try that out myself, but to be honest I don't really fancy a visit to A & E at the moment, what with this heat and all.

Mumsnet is so informative at times!

Limited I have other nice neighbours I can borrow sugar from. Thankfully!!

apostropheuse I am worried my cunt is morbidly obese and may actually die before the rest of me. Something that had never worried me before.

Every days a school day!

I'm in Somerset.

Can I come and get in your skanky pool?

The pool is not skanky, as far as I'm aware, but the garden is. You are most welcome though.

Have you thought of a cunt diet?

Has your cunt tried low carbing?

I hear the Twatkins diet is highly recommended...

Arf at this thread.

Worra I do believe that is the diet where my pissy would be allowed lots of cream! That may be agreeable!

audrina is that you? Or did someone else nab it?

Do you prefer large or small portions?or is the quality not the quantity?

well what followed "oi fat cunt"?

perhaps it could indeed be bad speaking skills if she followed with "do you and your brats fancy dragging yer lard arses over for some tea?"

however I doubt it very much!!

I really don't know what followed! I have a minor issue with being addressed in such a way and that means I am unable to hear what follows!

Limited I demand both quality and quantity, but then I have been well and truly spoilt!

Hahaha