To think all of this hand holding bollocks is going a bit too far now

[nenevomito]

It used to be that when something bloody awful happened to someone, they'd ask for a bit of hand holding, but its getting ridiculous now.

All it takes is for someone to post summat like "I've burnt tea" and the first sodding responder says "ooh you must be so worried, I'm holding your hand". This is then followed by a million other "I'm holding your hand too" posts.

How many fucking hands does one person have?

Seriously. Sheesh. Knock it off.

Baby I'm holding your hand right now whether you want me to or not

Here's some advice: Let it go!

HTH

True kontika, v true.

SP have you washed them first? I don't want mucky paw germs that could cause a sniffle that would have folks wanting to hold my hand and all that shizzle.

I need a handhold. My dd took all the credit for cooking the Sunday dinner whilst dh was out playing golf all day and he believed her! She's 6 Ffs!
I'm being oppressed!

True. But then it seeps through in the end, doesn't it?

Baby Obviously, I'm not feral I'm quite high on hay fever tablets tbh.

In all seriousness I haven't seen this hand holding around but then again I tend to stick to the pointless threads like this

I personally havent seen any of these threads of which you talk, babyheave.
Though you sound like you have a point.

Beer, forgotten all about that song.
For some reason, I recently heard a version of "Put your right leg, put your right leg out. In out in out, shake it all about"! Nearly forgot about that one too!

There is a trend for people asking for opinions and then getting very annoyed should they receive anything other than copious amounts of tea and hand holding.

God forbid you should offer an opinion that doesn't match theirs.

U OK hun?

Good point everlong, I need to get over it don't i?

She did make a mighty fine yorkie pud though kontika.

Although, acksherley, I have lost half a big toenail and am traumatised by not being able to wear sandals in this sudden summer weather...

You're lucky yams I must keep on clicking on the wrong threads.

Goodness me

And lawks

Maybe there needs to be some altetnatives.

I suggest "I hate or I have to piss on your chips OP"
when the post andment is needed

I know! Pity me!

Yes, yes. Oh, and please stop handing out those vile biscuits. They look radioactive and I'm sure, taste rotten.

Are you biscuit aficionados even using it right? Dont just scatter them like confetti. Use it when you say No Comment.

Ummm..actually that IS a bit silly. "David Cameron, is it true you had an affair with Rebekah Brooks?" "Here, have a custard cream"

I giveup. Hold my foot, somebody please...

Are you goodnessing me Olivia?

To clarify. Support = good. posting for anything = not so good.

though I'm warming to the idea of holding feet. So long as they have socks on and don't smell.

Can I help hold a foot? Maybe do a bit of reflexology?

Amrapaali? Is your foot still free?